Great Police Beat report

[lickknob25]

http://www.tonawanda-news.com/policereports/local_story_063233639.html


MISCHIEF: Michael J. Stiegler was charged with criminal mischief at 12:45 p.m. Saturday. Stiegler allegedly punched an ATM that wouldn’t give him money, even though he hadn’t inserted an ATM card. Noticing his bleeding hand, police questioned whether he had broken the machine. Stiegler began to cry and urinated on himself, according to reports. Stiegler was released on an appearance ticket

 

[ChefChiTown]

That's funny.

DWI: Jessica M. Rodriguez was charged with DWI at 2:14 a.m. Saturday. Rodriguez was found sitting in her car with the engine running when the officer detected the odor of alcohol, according to reports. Rodriguez allegedly vomited out her door, failed multiple field sobriety tests and submitted to a chemical breath test which revealed a 0.11 percent blood alcohol content. Rodriguez was held for court.

She threw up and failed multiple field sobriety tests, but she was barely over the legal limit? What a light weight.

I blew a .212 when I got a DUI. BEAT THAT!!! WOOOOOO!!!

:shoots guns into the air:

 

[DukeLaCrosse]

http://www.tonawanda-news.com/policereports/local_story_063233639.html


MISCHIEF: Michael J. Stiegler was charged with criminal mischief at 12:45 p.m. Saturday. Stiegler allegedly punched an ATM that wouldn’t give him money, even though he hadn’t inserted an ATM card. Noticing his bleeding hand, police questioned whether he had broken the machine. Stiegler began to cry and urinated on himself, according to reports. Stiegler was released on an appearance ticket

beating up ATMs is bad mmmkay

 

[peterporker]

beating up ATMs is bad mmmkay

What this guy fucked up? Drugs? Retarted?

 

[feller469]

beating up ATMs is bad mmmkay

Southpark reference

 

[TITS KING]

Who knows.......... easy way ask the police.........:hatsoff:

 

[SacramentLoG]

That's crazy.

 

[pathetic wanker]

crying huh? wonder how old he was...

 

[lickknob25]

This guy should've just stayed home and got onto Freeones!!

http://www.buffalonews.com/258/story/650226.html

My question is, was the sock on his foot or cock?

 

[thapie]

puking out the car window should be just about enough sobriety testing that need be done just move onto the blood alcohol level

 

[D-rock]

There is a law against an acts labeled "criminal mischief". What did they do, create it to stop Denis the Menace. :1orglaugh