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Great whites 'plan' seal attacks

titsrock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I read this on Yahoo earlier today and I couldn't help noticing the "academic snark" offered up by the Univ of Florida professor that the Yahoo article quoted, as he commented on the work of his Miami colleague. I guess the rivalry between Univ of Miami and Univ of Florida is on!

The article makes the Great White even more awesome, if that was actually possible...
 
You would think after Jaws: The Return those seals would have gotten the idea that it's not safe to go back into the water!!!

It's their own fault :nono:
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Well it stands to reason, if you're gonna out live everyone else, and eat regular meals...you better know where the grub is, and how to get it. I can't wait until they develop lasers....
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
I have this vision in my mind, of a group of sharks huddled around a blackboard, with one of them chalking an 'attack' plan on it..

Boss shark: "Right lads 'eres the plan.. Snapper 'n' Finn, you two are to chase the bleeders into this ere shallow bit of water..."
Snapper: "Right Boss.."
Finn: "Right Boss..."
Boss shark: Me an old Jimmy Gumms, will wait in this gulley an' pounce on 'em... any questions?"
Jimmy Gumms: "Yeah, I'm not that keen on seals.. can I 'ave some jellied eels instead...?"



Of course, I may be wrong about them using a blackboard and chalk.. but the rest of it is quite accurate.
 
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