Guys, ever fake an orgasm?

[mr. jizz]

I didn't even know a fake orgasm was possible for dudes, maybe I'm just enjoying myself too much during sex. Besides guys probably suck at faking, I'm pretty sure women can tell in an instant.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Nope. If it isn't going to happen, I like to say something complimentary, like, "sorry, sweetheart, but apparently jerking myself off is better than sticking it in you."

Then I leave a 50 on the pillow.

 

[Supafly]

I have tried it once, and actually, my girlfriend then fell for it

That was the same babe I pulled a joke on I always wanted to do, fucking her real hard, she was getting close and then I came and yelled 'Ha! I'm first!!!'

Had to make up for that later, but she was laughing later, it was just crazy

I miss her, she was a wild one - Now she works in bank management :1orglaugh

 

[The Grasshopper]

I did. I was tired.

 

[RichardNailder]

I have tried it once, and actually, my girlfriend then fell for it

That was the same babe I pulled a joke on I always wanted to do, fucking her real hard, she was getting close and then I came and yelled 'Ha! I'm first!!!'

Had to make up for that later, but she was laughing later, it was just crazy

I miss her, she was a wild one - Now she works in bank management :1orglaugh

Can't do that any more - now that she's in bank management, you can expect a substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

 

[LukeEl]

No why would I want to look that stupid.

 

[Ike Stain]

I've had a few where I was too fucked up to come and faked it to spare the female's inherent insecurity complex.


PS- add a poll. This is an interesting question.

 

[CunningStunts]

I've had a few where I was too fucked up to come and faked it to spare the female's inherent insecurity complex.


PS- add a poll. This is an interesting question.

Ditto and agree.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

I've had a few where I was too fucked up to come and faked it to spare the female's inherent insecurity complex.


PS- add a poll. This is an interesting question.

exactly, and no matter what you tell them, most will feel bad like it's all their fault regardless of whether it really is or not

 

[RichardNailder]

exactly, and no matter what you tell them, most will feel bad like it's all their fault regardless of whether it really is or not

You mean it isn't? :surprise:

 

[Member442]

If its that bad you need to be talking to the chick so you can be getting something out of it or you could just say stop. Why lie.

 

[RichardNailder]

If its that bad you need to be talking to the chick so you can be getting something out of it or you could just say stop. Why lie.

Seriously - after all the times they lied to us? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

 

[Death-Proof-69]

You mean it isn't? :surprise:

my first time it was all me, other than that there's always something she could do different

 

[Tittyman5000]

Does it count if your jacking off to Kim Kardashian? :dunno:

 

[John_8581]

Does it count if your jacking off to Kim Kardashian? :dunno:

True Tman. But you suddenly have to go L-I-M-P !! :eek: :1orglaugh