Guys, Is there anything in the world...

[CunningStunts]

better that having your woman wake you up with a nice blowjob?

I for one can't think of anything that tops it

 

[Facetious]

better that having your woman wake you up with a nice blowjob?

I for one can't think of anything that tops it

Ya gotta love it when she disappears under the covers! :drool2:

 

[lurkingdirk]

An extremely good morning bowel movement is right up there, too.

 

[Roald]

I enjoy a good crap in the morning....

 

[Connor Macleod]

An extremely good morning bowel movement is right up there, too.

I enjoy a good crap in the morning....

When you start to enjoy your bowel movements, that's the first sign that you're getting old. I saw that sign a few years ago.

 

[bustybbwlover]

An extremely good morning bowel movement is right up there, too.

with or without the blowjob?

 

[lurkingdirk]

with or without the blowjob?

With, so long as they aren't concurrent...

 

[siffert]

one of those poo's where you don't have to push

 

[bofuvum]

I enjoy it when she leaves for work in the morning.

 

[CunningStunts]

with or without the blowjob?

Blumpkin? :1orglaugh

 

[rock hard]

How did we start talking shit in a blowjob thread?? :dunno: What is wrong with you people??!!


:tongue:

To the OP...it is a damn fine way to wake up in the morning....then head off to have a good crap!!! :hatsoff:

 

[Deepcover]

Jerking off while my dick just got a fresh of morning wood is a fine way to start things off.

 

[squallumz]

those are fun. i got one out on the porch a couple nights ago. shes never done it outside before.

 

[LukeEl]

hmmm said girl giving me a wakey wakey bj and then going to her over 6 figures a year job while I bang a bevy of her hot friends.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

To answer the OP - it is a magnificent way to wake: as I did on Saturday, slowly opening my bleary eyes to the new day, only to find my whang was already wide awake and half way down M'Lady's throat. Winning.

To answer the shit 'n' blow freaks - its called The Blumpie. NOT 'a' Blumpie, but The Blumpie.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Yes there is.

Waking up on a bed littered with hundred dollar bills, with Got Gisele rolling over to prepare for her ride on your morning wood, with hot White Castle sliders in hand.

 

[Goomoonryung]

a philly cheese steak

 

[Ace Bandage]

Yeah, I get that once every seasonal equinox during a leap year ending in zero.

 

[Straight Shooter]

A morning piss

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Yes there is.

Waking up on a bed littered with hundred dollar bills, with Got Gisele rolling over to prepare for her ride on your morning wood, with hot White Castle sliders in hand.

You, Sir, are a Prince and a Poet!:hatsoff: