Guys, what do you hate the most about masturbating?

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

For me?

1. The guilt you get after masturbating

2. When your Girlfriend or any of your family members (especially your mom) tell you to hurry up and finish because they need to check their mail, man! Don't people ever have any patience?!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Leaving cum for the waitress to clean up.

I mean, I tip well, but still...

 

[Member442]

What about Women? We post here too you know and in case you forgot we masturbate. I'm sure you can find pictures all over the site actually.

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

What about Women? We post here too you know and in case you forgot we masturbate. I'm sure you can find pictures all over the site actually.

oh really

 

[Member442]

oh really

Yes really. Now do you include women in this or do I have to get all angry and beat you?

 

[biomech]

Nothing.

 

[Straight Shooter]

The cleanup afterwards

 

[Facetious]

The mop up . . . you'd a thunk that a whole quart had spilled. :o

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes really. Now do you include women in this or do I have to get all angry and beat you?

Beat me, please.

 

[Hot Mega]

Talking about it on a message board to another guy.

 

[Ulysses31]

The long hours and low pay

 

[lurkingdirk]

The long hours and low pay

Nicely put.
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[TaylorVixenFan]

What about Women? We post here too you know and in case you forgot we masturbate. I'm sure you can find pictures all over the site actually.

i love pics/movies of women who masturbate. Its my favorite type of porn next to Lesbian porn. ITS SO HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Member442]

Beat me, please.

Alright Lurky. You'll need to get out of the snow pile first though.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Alright Lurky. You'll need to get out of the snow pile first though.

But...but...but I like getting beat in the snow.....

 

[Member442]

But...but...but I like getting beat in the snow.....

We aren't cumming inside your still going to end up back in there no worries. :kiss:


Damn it we went of topic.

I love all of masturbating so relaxing. Only bad time for a chick is once a month

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

That doing it on the bus is frowned upon in most societies.

 

[FOACCOUNT!@#$%]

Yes really. Now do you include women in this or do I have to get all angry and beat you?

LOL you don't have the power to do that

 

[Ulysses31]

Being escorted off of school premises by the Police, again

The paperwork

Going blind

Looking for my penis

How it interfers with my 'right to bear arms'

The horrified looks on kids faces

 

[Member442]

LOL you don't have the power to do that

You sure:elaugh: