Guys, what do you hate the most about masturbating?

[Death-Proof-69]

i hate the pain

sounds like you're doing something wrong there brochowski

 

[anomaly]

No one to cuddle with afterward

 

[PirateKing]

You work yourself up to launch off and then realize there's no tissue around. There is a dirty sock however and you take what you can get. It's better than having the jizz get stuck to your leg or fly on the keyboard.

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

sounds like you're doing something wrong there brochowski

it sounds like your doing something seriously! wrong!

 

[I love Cassia]

Falling asleep before finishing !!

 

[Death-Proof-69]

it sounds like your doing something seriously! wrong!

wrong but oh sooo right

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

That cheesy smell coming off mah balls. Amirite? Wait, you guys get that, too, right?

 

[scatsweeny]

that i can't get the girl i masturbated to.

I agree completely - that is the most frustrating part!

 

[TaylorVixenFan]

I agree completely - that is the most frustrating part!

this part pisses me off the most. lol

 

[Supafly]

That I can't cum like Peter North :1orglaugh

 

[Galactic]

You work yourself up to launch off and then realize there's no tissue around. There is a dirty sock however and you take what you can get. It's better than having the jizz get stuck to your leg or fly on the keyboard.

:1orglaugh qft

 

[mrtrebus]

The moment of ejaculation. A loathesome sensation. . .

 

[Deepcover]

When I can't produce enough prostate to nuke.

 

[Rane1071]

Definitely the cleanup and that it's wasted instead of sharing it with some babe

 

[brodkill]

the sore wrist

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Any of you guys remember sitting in high school with the girl you wanted (or the guy, for some of you, or the tranny for others), and she bends over to pick up the assignment? Maybe it was just me, but nothing was worse than having a stiffy in high school.

 

[phanto_1985]

Katy Perry, she don't deserve it, but i can't handle myself on her bukkake face.

 

[PierreDK]

Nothing at all. I know only one thing that's better.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

Any of you guys remember sitting in high school with the girl you wanted (or the guy, for some of you, or the tranny for others), and she bends over to pick up the assignment? Maybe it was just me, but nothing was worse than having a stiffy in high school.

my penis has always been very well behaved so i very rarely had that problem :dunno:

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Well, I have already stated what I believe the worst part about masturbating is, so why not change it up a bit? To me, the best part about masturbating is that after you do it enough, your hands become much stronger. As a result, you develop a bone crushing handshake. So instead of trying to avoid that one asshole that no one likes to shake hands with out of fear of being crushed, you can now be that asshole and watch everyone else wince in pain when you greet them. It also subliminally tells people that You Might wanna think twice before fucking with this guy.