Guys, would you cut off your dick for $1B dollars?

[Bloodshot Scott]

What kind of question is this hell no:nono: It would take the billion to put it back on:eek:

Because it would never happen. But...if the money really was staring you in the face....:helpme:

 

[zdenka]

If you guys are too scared to cut off your dick, would you..... Go deaf in 1 ear, cut off 2 fingers and 3 toes for $1 Billion dollars? YES or NO, and why?

 

[Dom_Margera]

What a question! NO, of course not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Ravenholm]

I remember one time in the news about someone's girlfriend cutting off her partners cock because she was annoyed with him. This was in the UK as the guy came on the This Morning programme one time. And he got it put back on and the erections and everything is fine after the operation. It's all normal. Baby making, the lot. So for a billyin quid I wid do it. Just get it sown back on. And the scars of the operation made disappear as I'd have the cash to make it happen. Anyone afterwards that annoys me I'd throw a hundred pound note in their face and tell them to FUCK OFF.

 

[zdenka]

I forgot to mention you're NOT allowed to re-attach the penis afterwards - that's the deal... you MUST live Penisless for the rest of your life.

Penisless but not Penniless, HAHAHAHA!!

Just get it sown back on. And the scars of the operation made disappear as I'd have the cash to make it happen. Anyone afterwards that annoys me I'd throw a hundred pound note in their face and tell them to FUCK OFF.

 

[jothegoon]

NO:thefinger

 

[habo9]

Stupid question , there is no way in hell I would chop my dick of for any amount of money in the world not a chance :eek:

 

[habo9]

If you guys are too scared to cut off your dick, would you..... Go deaf in 1 ear, cut off 2 fingers and 3 toes for $1 Billion dollars? YES or NO, and why?

Yes its quite simple , you have 2 ears , 10 fingers , 10 toes but you only have one dick :hatsoff:

 

[tartanterrier]

I would cut it off and happily live with my $1B,then just live the rest of
my live being a bungee junkie :nanner:

Once you get to your middle ages your prick is only useful for pissing
out of anyway

 

[mrtrebus]

I just have. Now show me da money as promised sir!

 

[zdenka]

I have come to the conclusion here, that guys who are willing to cut are either impotent old men or cuckolds, right? =D

 

[ezteban]

yes i would then i would just have it made into a pussy i would have a billon dollars and a pussy to play with win win for me

:1orglaugh ha ha ha :rofl:.:thumbsup:

 

[BlueBalls]

Yeah, stick a carrot in the hole and no one will know the difference.

 

[SiCo]

If I had one on my head I'd cut it off, but otherwise - no.

 

[zdenka]

So most of you would prefer penniless over penisless! Guys are so funny hahah

 

[SiCo]

This thread smacks of penis-Envy to me.

 

[EwaSonnetIsGod]

Hell...for a billion dollars, I'd cut my own head off. Oh, wait, that wouldnt work....nevermind.

 

[Ace Bandage]

No, not at all. What good is a billion dollars if you can't spend it screwing women?

 

[Lucky7000]

Putting a price on the entire future of my bloodline? No thanks, $1Billion is nothing.

 

[SiCo]

I'm not so sure a billion is what it once was anyway. Aren't we talking in trillions nowadays? You could tempt me to cut someone else's for a trillion (£), but with that I'd like reassurances that they are either a) suffering from BDD b) have a donor card or c) a woman trapped in a man's body.