I would grab the tripod and the video camera. I would explain to her that her actions need to be slow, deliberate, and seductive. I would tell her to treat that camera like a horny 17 year old boy and encourage her to look into the camera's eyes and give it a gigantic hard on. She will need to lightly caress her body, running her finger tips along her feet, her calves, and up her thighs. She will lightly touch her breasts, running a finger under each bra strap and slowly dropping it down, exposing her taut nipples. She will lick her fingers and pinch her nipples, burning a hole in that camera with her smoky eyes.
I would put on some mid 1980s Iron Maiden and explain to her that it's time to remove those panties, which are now moist with her musky scent, and throw them at me, landing on my nose. She would then rub baby oil all over her pussy, and stick a thumb up her ass. She would fist her oily pussy while I teabag her from above, as she occasionally sticks her tongue up my ass. Releasing my rock hard, throbbing, blood gorging, pulsating hunk of 12 inch love sausage from her sticky mouth, she will turn to face me. It is at this point I finally get to live my wiffle ball bat fantasy, as she lubes it up and drives it deep up her ASS. I would then explain to her it is very important that she pees all over the rug whilst anally fucking the plastic bat. I would give a nice groping of her breasts and bust a massive load all over her entire face, giving it the resemblance of a glazed donut.
Hey, I figure I don't know this chick and she's in my bed wearing a sexy bikini. I might as well be pretty sick about the whole thing.
maybe this was a rhetorical question?
