Happiest States of 2011: The List

[Death-Proof-69]

hmmm, now that you mention it people around here do seem to be pretty happy...lots of work, lots of drinking, lots of drugs and lots of sex to be had with worn out bar sluts, could be worse i suppose :dunno:

 

[Will E Worm]

This doesn't look right. :noway:

Happiness is on an individual level

Washington rated far too high. Washington: 67.2

These three should be higher.
North Carolina: 66.5
South Carolina: 65.7
Tennessee: 64.7


Michigan: 65.8 Really?

 

[No_Man]

Hmm... so the key to having happy residents is to:

1) Be paradise on earth.

2) Have near-zero unemployment

3) Pay your residents to live there.

Got it.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

But...Minnesota the only one in the top five with not only A major sports team, but ALL major sports teams. Great nightlife, good music and arts scene and the best looking women probably on the planet. No argument there.

I guess Minnesotans must be masochists then because 3/4ths of your pro teams suck dick. :tongue:

 

[Hot Mega]

I am offended!

In between drunken bouts of yelling at my pathetic sports teams on television, I happen to be very happy, sir! Thusly, I demand to be surveyed.

Okay...but just to let you know, I think these are random so they may catch you actually in a (not between) drunken bout of yelling at your pathetic sports teams.:2 cents:

In that case, hellooooooooo 50th Indy...:hatsoff: A/Ry

This doesn't look right. :noway:

Happiness is on an individual level

Washington rated far too high. Washington: 67.2

These three should be higher.
North Carolina: 66.5
South Carolina: 65.7
Tennessee: 64.7


Michigan: 65.8 Really?

Michigan is bigger than Detroit and Flint. However, you'd think they would be lower (or higher depending on your calculation) considering the state of the auto industry there.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

I guess Minnesotans must be masochists then because 3/4ths of your pro teams suck dick. :tongue:

No, just a bunch of crazy white folk who like to freeze their tail off in the Winter.

As for the Wolves, they've only been here for 20 years and the Wild only 10. As far as the Purple Penis Eaters they've always ate nuts.

 

[Arden Adamz]

Hawaii really lucks out! I was shocked when I found out Hawaii is also ranked safest from natural disasters, I thought they would be in danger from all sorts of natural calamities! Not the case though so I guess it makes sense they're so damn happy...

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

No, just a bunch of crazy white folk who like to freeze their tail off in the Winter.

As for the Wolves, they've only been here for 20 years and the Wild only 10. As far as the Purple Penis Eaters they've always ate nuts.

Frankly I think it is no coincidence that three of the top five happiest states all border Canada. Of course Minnesotans are happy; a few hours drive north and they can be in Minnesota the country.

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

Frankly I think it is no coincidence that three of the top five happiest states all border Canada. Of course Minnesotans are happy; a few hours drive north and they can be in Minnesota the country.

And if you ever go on the run from the law all you have to do is hop on a boat on Lake of the Woods and be in Canada in no time. That or get a job as a deckhand on a ship in Duluth and be on the other side of the world via Lake Superior.

The suckiest thing is no mountains. I just wish the area had mountains. My good friend is in Colorado and the scenery is just flawless. It would also be cool as shit to have grown up down hill skiing.

 

[CunningStunts]

Ranking something as subjective as "happiness" is semi-retarded... :2 cents: