"I tried to do that joke in England and nobody laughed. Because in England Smoky the Bear is not the forest fire prevention representative. They have Smacky the Frog.
It's just like a bear, but it's a frog. I think that's a much better system. I think we should adopt it. Because bears can be mean, but frogs are always cool.
Like never has there been a frog hopping toward me, and I thought 'man, I'd better play dead. Here comes that frog...' You never say 'here comes that frog' in a nervous manner. It's always optimistic. Hey. Here comes that frog. Alright!"
-Mitch Hedberg