Happy Cinco de Mayo, you bunch of sick fucks

[SEXJS]

I am an American.
This bullshit means absolutely nothing to me.

Besides, a full jar of mayo will cinco.

 

[STDiva]

When I was in Mexico, I was made fun of by locals for drinking Corona. Some girl told me to drink Dos Equis or Sol. I drank one, told her it was good and then went back to Corona because it was $1 or some shit.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

I am coincidentally suffering a mild case of the runs today.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

The only reason Corona can be drunk and NOT taste like piss is to jam in the limes ... but the limes were originally only added to the neck to keep the flies off the beer.

So the only thing that makes Corona drinkable, is fly repellent.

What a great beer.

I'll stick to Aguila or Dos Equis, thank you very much.

 

[squallumz]

its my anniversary so i started off by making my girl mouse cakes.

think mickey mouse pancakes with a touch of honey and cinnamon with turkey bacon whiskers.

yesterday was my birthday so im also having some water to help with my guinness binge im also playing hookey

 

[vodkazvictim]

Drop dead you perverted fucks.
By which I mean: :iloveyou:

 

[bustybbwlover]

i'm celebrating by doing nothing

 

[anairhead999]

I ate tacos today. so I guess that means I'm celebrating.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

its my anniversary so i started off by making my girl mouse cakes.

think mickey mouse pancakes with a touch of honey and cinnamon with turkey bacon whiskers.

yesterday was my birthday so im also having some water to help with my guinness binge im also playing hookey

Happy Birthday Squally!!!!!!!
:jump::jump::jump::jump:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Happy Cinco de Mayo Guys! I got me some Carta Blanca's & Sauza Hornito's I don't know what the fuck were celebrating for but its a good excuse to drink :glugglug:
BTW I'm hispanic No Mexican here :nono:

 

[domshooter]

On a really hot day, with double lime, I don't mind a Corona. Perhaps I'll stock up. I have never noticed this trend.

neither have i. none of the corner places here in The City do that.

With lime, Corona is great. Without it, it sucks.

The trend might just be local for me here but I've seen it at least the past three years.

i never put lime in my beer. its a man rule, no fruit in beer. makes it taste bitter

 

[squallumz]

thanks tOC!

ive been getting spoiled for the past few days. i get another bday bj tonight.

 

[vodkazvictim]

thanks tOC!

ive been getting spoiled for the past few days. i get another bday bj tonight.

Guiness eh? I see somenoe has good taste :thumbsup: Enjoy your :blowjob: lucky bugger.

 

[squallumz]

Guiness eh? I see somenoe has good taste :thumbsup: Enjoy your :blowjob: lucky bugger.

i love that stuff but i rarely buy it. i can always count on my girls sister to hook me up with that creamy goodness.

 

[pete rose]

smoking weed and watching mst3k

 

[meesterperfect]

someone answer why the united states of america recognizes the mexican new year?

c'mon, whats up with that shit?
It makes me very angry., kissing ass like that to a country of mostly degenerates.
seriously, its seriously wrong.

 

[STDiva]

someone answer why the united states of america recognizes the mexican new year?

c'mon, whats up with that shit?
It makes me very angry., kissing ass like that to a country of mostly degenerates.
seriously, its seriously wrong.

I asked the same thing, and I'm in Canada!! Even further!! My friends all got fucked up today and had no idea what cinqo de mayo actually is. They don't even celebrate Canadian holidays, or even know when they fall, but god forbid they miss a Mexican celebration just so they have an excuse to get shitfaced.

 

[squallumz]

i also dont give a rats purple turd about cinco. as a matter of fact, i got married on the 5th of may and it wasn't til that day people were all like "you're getting married on cinco de mayo??"

i had no idea! i dont celebrate it, i dont even know what it really is. around here, it just seems like an excuse to drink. i doubt anyone really celebrates it true to its meaning. whatever that may be. :dunno:

 

[vodkazvictim]

i love that stuff but i rarely buy it. i can always count on my girls sister to hook me up with that creamy goodness.

And then you hook her sister up with some creamy goodness?
Sorry, couldn't resist

Funny thing is, here in England, we celebrate St Patricks day like crazy, but barely give a shit about St Georges day and don't celebrate it. I suppose it's because he was really a heathen Turk :dunno:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

It makes me very angry., kissing ass like that to a country of mostly degenerates.
seriously, its seriously wrong.

Noting like painting an entire country with the same brush, eh Adolf?! (nice Nazi salute Arnold avatar ... nothing like Austrians for bringing order and 'solutions' to the world)