Happy New Year! As so my daughter BlueBalls shall be married off

[~~whimsy~~]

Seeing how she is becoming of age to be a woman in our culture she must be married off.

Where you, potential groom to be, come in must tell me exactly why you would make a fitting husband for my precious daughter BlueBalls and what you have to offer her.

The husband to be will receive the dowry of:

10,000 gold
5 goats
3 cows
1 bull
2 oxen plus cart
Chickens
Assortment of fine linen and tapestry
Part of the family estate across the land

Now I expect gentleman like conduct during this vying for my daughter's hand in marriage!

And Happy New Year!!!! May 2011 be prosperous to you all! Stay safe!

 

[StanScratch]

Her massive amount of backhair will not be the least bit of a turn off to me. Nor will her ballsack.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

She shant have to bring her own paper bag to put over her head. I already have several.

 

[CunningStunts]

Her massive amount of backhair will not be the least bit of a turn off to me. Nor will her ballsack.

Gross and funny :1orglaugh

 

[PirateKing]

Does she have a life insurance policy?

 

[L3ggy]

I shall see how this one turns out, but good luck to the mate of Blueballs.

 

[winsomelosesome]

Being from Scotland, I'll be able to introduce her to a 'sausage supper'...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

As Grandma ToC used to say: "You don't look at the mantlepiece when poking the fire" ....

 

[vodkazvictim]

Whimsy's been drinking :tongue:

 

[maildude]

Throw in a bucket of KFC grilled chicken and I'll marry her.

 

[Shifty]

Because when I go for take poopoo, I make urine when I sit.

Because alot times when guy poo, he also must make urine.

I take goats now please.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Because when I go for take poopoo, I make urine when I sit.

Because alot times when guy poo, he also must make urine.

I take goats now please.

This is my favorite post so far in my FO existence .....:bowdown:

 

[ApolloBalboa]

All I can offer is my love....and sex. Do I win?

 

[Deepcover]

Whimsy's been drinking :tongue:

Either that or on XTC...

 

[Member442]

Good luck to BlueBalls mate. I hope they have a wonderful New Years together. I know I won't make a great hubby.

Happy New Years to everyone else as well.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Im spoken 4 but my dog is looking :dunno:

 

[Christa]

Dude and five cows as a girl still 5 cows and a pig!

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Dude and five cows as a girl still 5 cows and a pig!

fishstickhandbagcrumblejamfurbellysnowmagnet
:dunno:

 

[Shifty]

This is my favorite post so far in my FO existence .....:bowdown:

Alas, it was stolen. :dunno:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=265668

 

[Rane1071]

Alas, it was stolen. :dunno:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=265668

What do I have to offer .. an SVD with 1 bullet (courtesy of Vodkazvictim). If I win the dowry I'll buy Maildude a bucket of KFC and he can have Blueballs. .. p.s Was that guy for real Shifty