Happy New Year! As so my daughter BlueBalls shall be married off

[PirateKing]

Alas, it was stolen. :dunno:

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=265668

This is disappointing...:ban2:

 

[Shifty]

.. p.s Was that guy for real Shifty

Gosh, I sure hope so.

This is disappointing...:ban2:

Ah, go to hell you son of a bitch!

 

[PirateKing]

Ah, go to hell you son of a bitch!

I'm already well on my way. It's only a matter of time now.

Join me why don't you? :flame:

 

[bodie54]

what you have to offer her.

Thermite
Pancho Villa's skull
Bohemian Grove action figures
Free burial plots in Bald Knob, Arkansas

I confidently await your blessing

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hmm there are some suitable husbands to be in this thread.

I just hope you are able to provide happiness to my sweet daughter, BlueBalls.

2011 the year for love!!!

 

[PirateKing]

Hmm there are some suitable husbands to be in this thread.

I just hope you are able to provide happiness to my sweet daughter, BlueBalls.

2011 the year for hedonism!!!

Fixed.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You, my good sir, are disqualified from having my daughter's hand in marriage!

Egress from this thread.

 

[ICanHasLogin]

Most honorable ~~whimsy~~,
I have noticed a missive where you have offered the hand of your delightful daughter BlueBalls in marriage to a fitting suitor.

The announcement also mentions various worldly possessions of which I can only dream, they are of such astounding value and a testament of your generosity.

I would like to humbly submit myself for your consideration to allow me to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.
Even though I am but a lowly dung-brickmaker on my family’s hinterland I can provide a warm rain-proof dung hut for us to live in. I have already put a down-payment on a hog of my own which will provide us warmth for now and a good meal later. The fair and lovely BlueBalls would never want for anything while we are together for I will do whatever is necessary to make her happy.
I am so confident of our prosperity I would willingly give up your offer of the incredible dowry described in the communiqué. The thought of being with the enticing dear BlueBalls forever more than makes up for it. However if for tradition’s sake you must contribute something, I would like one of the “internets” I have heard can be won somehow.

Your humble servant,

ICanHasLogin

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Thermite
Pancho Villa's skull
Bohemian Grove action figures
Free burial plots in Bald Knob, Arkansas

I confidently await your blessing

He shows confidence. Duly noted.

Most honorable ~~whimsy~~,
I have noticed a missive where you have offered the hand of your delightful daughter BlueBalls in marriage to a fitting suitor.

The announcement also mentions various worldly possessions of which I can only dream, they are of such astounding value and a testament of your generosity.

I would like to humbly submit myself for your consideration to allow me to ask for your daughter’s hand in marriage.
Even though I am but a lowly dung-brickmaker on my family’s hinterland I can provide a warm rain-proof dung hut for us to live in. I have already put a down-payment on a hog of my own which will provide us warmth for now and a good meal later. The fair and lovely BlueBalls would never want for anything while we are together for I will do whatever is necessary to make her happy.
I am so confident of our prosperity I would willingly give up your offer of the incredible dowry described in the communiqué. The thought of being with the enticing dear BlueBalls forever more than makes up for it. However if for tradition’s sake you must contribute something, I would like one of the “internets” I have heard can be won somehow.

Your humble servant,

ICanHasLogin

You are showing submissive attitude and giving up my daughter's contingency livelihood by mentioning the giving up of the dowry! Your prosperity might go far but if you die it will all be gone and where will she and the future children be? I would be gone and unable to care for her.

Perhaps if you didn't spend all that time trying to impress me, hypothetically tossing the dowry back in my face and, instead, should have been telling me how you'd be with my precious daughter... I would hold you up to the standard my BlueBalls should have. You're not out. Just words of advice of how to do the right courting.

:hatsoff:

 

[PirateKing]

You, my good sir, are disqualified from having my daughter's hand in marriage!

Egress from this thread.

Good! I don't wanna marry your hairy daughter anyways!

Just give me the goats and I'll be on my way...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

You, my good sir, are disqualified from having my daughter's hand in marriage!

What about her ass, tho? is that still up for grabs (fnaaar!)

 

[Eric Lindros]

I'm maybe not the perfect husband for your daughter, you have to decide by yourself whimsy.
All I can say: I have no hairy back or ass, my balls are shaved and I am allways a gentleman.


I wish you and everybody here at FreeOnes a happy new year!

 

[Tittyman5000]

I thought Blue Balls was a dude? :dunno:

 

[PirateKing]

I thought Blue Balls was a dude? :dunno:

It's complicated. The transgendered tend to be that way.

 

[LukeEl]

What kind of dowery are we looking at here?

 

[Boothbabe]

You guys are weird

 

[windowsxp02]

What kind of dowery are we looking at here?

atleast 1000000000 gb of hardcore porno.

 

[Rane1071]

You guys are weird

Aww .. thanks .... I just want the dowry

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Why the hell hasn't my bitch daughter posted in here yet?

She should make herself known to all you suitable grooms. Damn stubborn, whore!