Whether you stay home or go out, whether you consume alcohol and narcotics or celebrate with cookies and milk, and whether you touch you own pee-pee to wrestle out a jiggly puddle of goo onto your bathroom floor or find a nice lady to kiss you on the wiener then sit on it until it gets all tired and wet making the white stuff come out... Happy New Year, fellas. Happy New Year also to the 2 hookers who still post here.