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Has anyone ever broken their cock??

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

Evil Hobo

Still waiting for Jenna to answer my PM
No, it wont be end of the world if I can get it fixed, and it recovers fully.
Wow imagine how great the first wank in weeks will feel like. :D

Otherwise, yeah, I'll put myself down. It'll be euthanasia, out of compassion.
 

nickerdeemes

Searching for Freeones enlightenment.
That would probably be the worst pain I could imagine. But I agree with getting it fixed and that first bone would be amazing.
 

ShaunGBD

Myth 1: Men want sex more than women
I know once you break your penis, you can't really fix it.. and you really can't get hard anymore
 
OK wait my above post is wrong dont read it and strike it from the record.


I was thinking of animals not humans



MMMMMMMmmmmm, lovely animals :rubbel:
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Don't men that break their dicks become eunuch's? :dunno:

That is not good. . . :eek:
 

Spleen

Banned?
i seriously hope the thread starter was joking...
 

DukeLaCrosse

I eat, sleep, and live FreeOnes!
no but once i jerked it all the way off
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
John Bobbit...but he had a little help.

(To the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

Here's a little story about a man named John
A poor ex-Marine with a little member gone
It seems one night after getting with the wife
She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife.
Penis that is. Love muscle. Wee Wee
 

minidog

Freeones T-shirt Winner
:rofl2:
 

extremeb

Part-time porn addict
There aren't any bones in a human penis, only muscles, tendons and veins.

Broken maybe as in a figure of speech? Whenever your dick gets hurt...it's pretty much broken....Case in point> Penis in zipper :eek: Now my dick is broken :helpme:
 

Violator79

Take a Hit, Spunker!
Broken maybe as in a figure of speech? Whenever your dick gets hurt...it's pretty much broken....Case in point> Penis in zipper :eek: Now my dick is broken :helpme:

Cute.
 
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