Has anyone here ever had to make an emergency landing

[Frank Fire]

Just want to know if anyone here has ever had to make an emergency landing when flying? I have it was very scary.

 

[funkipman]

My dad got airsick one time in the cessna... we throttled back and talked him into climbing out on the wing, no landing necessary... we had to spray it off when we did land and it was a good laugh.

 

[Gape_Fan]

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

 

[Ace Bandage]

I'm not a pilot. :dunno:

If there's an emergency landing to be had, I'll leave it to the professionals. I think they frown on civilians trying to land commercial airliners without the aid of Robert Stack...

 

[edirons22]

No, but when you have to make an emergency landing hope it's not the pilot's time...

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Surely you can't be serious ....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo7qoonzTCE&feature=related

 

[BlueBalls]

Yes, back in 2001 our flight along with three others was landed at some military base out in the desert where we were marched off the plane, taken into an aircraft hanger, had all of our belongings and identification taken from us; we were stripped naked, given white jumpsuits and then told our families would be killed if we were to ever contact them or anyone we knew prior to that day. It was then explained to us that the planes we were on were needed by the NSA and the CIA for a joint military operation which would entail the national security of each and every western industrialised nation on the planet - much to my dismay what became of those planes increased security for absolutely no one. We were then hoarded into a bunker deep underground, where we were kept for 5 years in complete isolation, forbidden to see or talk to another human being so that when the time came we would be in the correct frame of mind for re-programming which thrust upon us new identities and new back stories that guaranteed our superiors none of us were a security threat once those large metallic doors that still to this very day haunt my dreams were finally opened.

It is a pity that their grand plan that it didn't work, because looking back on it now it was quite ingenious. Alas, I am still the only one of my kind who remembers who and what I really am but I'm sure the others will be freed from their waking slumber soon enough once the revelations are finally revealed.

Why am I speaking out now you may ask? Well, I'm not afraid of them anymore. There is no longer anything I live for other than to bring those sick sons of AIDS infested horse fuckers to justice once and for all! The Reptilian Moon Jews are real people. Look around you, it's obvious. They did this to us, they did this to you and you just don't know it yet.

Wake up!

 

[Roald]

Yes, back in 2001 our flight along with three others was landed at some military base out in the desert where we were marched off the plane, taken into an aircraft hanger, had all of our belongings and identification taken from us, we were stripped naked, given white jumpsuits and then told our families would be killed if we were to ever contact them or anyone we knew prior to that day. It was then explained to us that the planes we were on were needed by the NSA and the CIA for a joint military operation which would entail the national security of each and every western industrialised nation on the planet - much to my dismay what became of those planes increased security for absolutely no one. We were then hoarded into a bunker deep underground, where we were kept for 5 years in complete isolation, forbidden to see or talk to another human so that we would be in the correct frame of mind for re-programming which thrust upon us new identities and new back stories that guaranteed our superiors that none of us were a security threat once those large metallic doors that still to this very day haunt my dreams were finally opened.

It is a pity that their grand plan that it didn't work, because looking back on it now it was quite ingenious. Alas, I am still the only one of my kind who remembers who and what I really am but I'm sure the others will be freed from their waking slumber soon enough once the revelations are finally revealed.

Why am I speaking out now you may ask? Well, I'm not afraid of them anymore. There is no longer anything I live for other than to bring those sick sons of AIDS infested horse fuckers to justice once and for all! The Reptilian Moon Jews are real people. Look around you, it's obvious. They did this to us, they did this to you and you just don't know it yet.

Wake up!

 

[BlueBalls]

That's right, mock the messenger and not the message. God you're such a brainwashed sheep!

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

No, but I have had a turtle head or two and the anxiety is pretty bone chilling.

 

[Trident1]

No the closest was a rejected takeoff in a DC-9 back in July 1979.

 

[GregCentauro]

emergency landing on a skateboard:

 

[bustybbwlover]

i was on a plane that had to make an emergency landing on account of one of the wings started leaking fluid midflight (to date i'm not sure why, i was maybe 12 at the time) anyway whatever was leaking made them unable to brake so they had to run the plane down the runway until it slowed enough to brake...that was the only time i've been to atlanta not that i got past the airport

 

[Trident1]

i was on a plane that had to make an emergency landing on account of one of the wings started leaking fluid midflight (to date i'm not sure why, i was maybe 12 at the time) anyway whatever was leaking made them unable to brake so they had to run the plane down the runway until it slowed enough to brake...that was the only time i've been to atlanta not that i got past the airport

That happened to me except it was from Atlanta to Tallahassee on a Delta 737. We had to be towed to the gate.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes, back in 2001 our flight along with three others was landed at some military base out in the desert where we were marched off the plane, taken into an aircraft hanger, had all of our belongings and identification taken from us; we were stripped naked, given white jumpsuits and then told our families would be killed if we were to ever contact them or anyone we knew prior to that day. It was then explained to us that the planes we were on were needed by the NSA and the CIA for a joint military operation which would entail the national security of each and every western industrialised nation on the planet - much to my dismay what became of those planes increased security for absolutely no one. We were then hoarded into a bunker deep underground, where we were kept for 5 years in complete isolation, forbidden to see or talk to another human being so that when the time came we would be in the correct frame of mind for re-programming which thrust upon us new identities and new back stories that guaranteed our superiors none of us were a security threat once those large metallic doors that still to this very day haunt my dreams were finally opened.

It is a pity that their grand plan that it didn't work, because looking back on it now it was quite ingenious. Alas, I am still the only one of my kind who remembers who and what I really am but I'm sure the others will be freed from their waking slumber soon enough once the revelations are finally revealed.

Why am I speaking out now you may ask? Well, I'm not afraid of them anymore. There is no longer anything I live for other than to bring those sick sons of AIDS infested horse fuckers to justice once and for all! The Reptilian Moon Jews are real people. Look around you, it's obvious. They did this to us, they did this to you and you just don't know it yet.

Wake up!

Does anyone have Cliff Notes?

 

[Trident1]

"You may not believe me when I tell you this but one day while I was driving along a desert highway I saw this DC-8 broken down and a huge breasted wasp waist Kate Beckinsale lookalike wearing the tightest shorty shorts I've ever seen looking inside one of the engines her tight bubble butt sticking out, her tanned toned long legs spread apart. My cock throbbed in approval as I pulled over........"

 

[Frank Fire]

i was on a plane that had to make an emergency landing on account of one of the wings started leaking fluid midflight (to date i'm not sure why, i was maybe 12 at the time) anyway whatever was leaking made them unable to brake so they had to run the plane down the runway until it slowed enough to brake...that was the only time i've been to atlanta not that i got past the airport

i have one for you i was on a plane and the cockpit some how became on fire we went down super fast i was at the airport that night for 6 hours til they fixed that plane then we got back up in the air and all the lights die

 

[ThatRedWing]

Yes and I left skid marks as proof. Maybe I shouldn't have ate all those tacos before such a long drive.

 

[Trident1]

Yes and I left skid marks as proof. Maybe I shouldn't have ate all those tacos before such a long drive.

Travelling and having the squirts is no way to go.