Has your Girlfriend ever said your Dick is smaller than her ex?

[zdenka]

and how did that make you feel? Also, how did the subject came about... did she just brought it up for no good reason, or did you ask her about her ex-boyfriend?

 

[pool_hustler]

:1orglaugh
No thankfully not.
Any woman who'd say something like that is either 1) royally pissed off about something else, 2) suffering from a terminal lack of tact, or 3) both.

 

[shimmy2]

Yeah all the time it's just a simple bitch test guys don't trip

 

[sayvara]

Guys... you do know that for a woman there is such a thing as "too big", right?

There is - literally - a good fucking reason why guys like Mandingo can never be seen putting full force behind his thrusts: not every girl enjoys having her cervix beat red and blue...

/S

 

[GregCentauro]

Her ex is smaller than my dick.

 

[maildude]

No. But my ex used to talk about how her stuffed-shirt ex-husband used to get mad at her for talking nasty during blowjobs. One time she got me off four times in one night using those techniques. Hey...for a cat my age, that's impressive!:blowjob:

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Guys... you do know that for a woman there is such a thing as "too big", right?

There is - literally - a good fucking reason why guys like Mandingo can never be seen putting full force behind his thrusts: not every girl enjoys having her cervix beat red and blue...

Very true. In fact, most women can't comfortably take a dick longer than 9 inches.

 

[Deepcover]

I'd probably take it personal...she better run fast...FAST!

 

[Ravenholm]

If she ever said that then I'd tell her to fuck off back to him then if she isn't happy!. And that I could do better than her. And would, the next time round.

 

[titsrock]

The universe has a way of working these shortcomings out. The smaller the dick, the bigger the bank account.

 

[Ravenholm]

The universe has a way of working these shortcomings out. The smaller the dick, the bigger the bank account.

Kind of makes me wish I was mega rich then LOL.

LOADS OF MONEY!!!!!!! :nanner:

Unfortunately I am neither rich nor poor. Sort of inbetween. Maybe that's for the best.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

No.

If she ever did I have the best comeback ever!


Oh yeah! My ex-girlfriend had a bigger vagina than you! Booyah!!!! HAH!

Take it!

 

[Bloodshot Scott]

All she ever said was how much she liked it. FTR, I'm not even close to being large, and all I ever did was make her shake and moan almost every night for 4 straight years. :hatsoff:

 

[Hot Mega]

I would ask if you're having a conversation with your g/f about her ex's pointer, does size even matter?

 

[alexpnz]

Yes, right before I put her in a Figure Four Leglock!

 

[pinkprincess]

Guys, stop fretting. Big doesn't mean better, and remember where the clitoris is!!!

Any girl that says that straight to a guys face is just looking to be spiteful and hurt the guy for some reason, or she's a just a bitch. This type of juicy gossip is normally held back for a girls nights out. (Ooops) lol!

 

[maildude]

and remember where the clitoris is!!!

Yep. Got it. Just north of the crank shaft.

 

[lurkingdirk]

What is a clitoris?

 

[Supafly]

Yeah all the time it's just a simple bitch test guys don't trip

If she does say that, to mess you up, there is help:

Tell her her pussy is so loose it's like throwing a salami in a hallway :1orglaugh

 

[titsrock]

This type of juicy gossip is normally held back for a girls nights out. (Ooops) lol!

Aha. So with my next GF I will cut her off from her girlfriends and never let her out of my cave.

I can do that :o:anonymous