Have an Ugly Face?

[Chrism86354]

well your confidence problem is your first problem, claiming you have an ugly face is not a good start in getting the ladies, so start there.:2 cents:

 

[McRocket]

here's what you need to do bro. get a job. get some cash.
if you are lazy you can sell drugs. I really don't feel like telling you how to do that. ask someone else. it's easy.

then once you have a lot of money buy a hooker. problem solved.

I personally think that you are a douche bag, and that's your problem. there are a ton of unnatractive women that would love to be with anyone that would give them the time of day. you are obviosuly superficial enough to care so much on looks, it's no wonder you don't think very highly of yours. so this is the best way for you to get hot chicks. I am not endorsing it, i'm just stating the fact.

Sell drugs. So your solution is for him to start selling illegal narcotics? I assume you are talking about either meth or crack or heroin. So he should sell drugs that can wreck people's lives just so he can go and fuck a hooker?
If that is what you are suggesting - being an ex-crackhead - let me just say to you:

FUCK OFF!!!

If however you are talking about selling dope - then no big deal. Though there is not that much profit in it I understand.

Even if you are suggesting that it is still a fucking stupid idea. Fucking hookers ain't going to help his self esteem - trust me, I know.

 

[calpoon]

that whole post was a little bit facetious. it was merely a comment on the nature of shallowness, from a varity of places. If you'd know me you'd know that I was anti-drug and have a lot of mixed feeling when it comes to the legal subject of them and there effects on society. the same goes for prostitution. anyway, I really don't care about people that just care about superficial bullshit, and that goes for whomever it applies to.

 

[McRocket]

that whole post was a little bit facetious. it was merely a comment on the nature of shallowness, from a varity of places. If you'd know me you'd know that I was anti-drug and have a lot of mixed feeling when it comes to the legal subject of them and there effects on society. the same goes for prostitution. anyway, I really don't care about people that just care about superficial bullshit, and that goes for whomever it applies to.

If you were joking then I apologize. Though I am not sure how I could know that looking at your earlier post.

BTW I have no mixed feelings about legalizing drugs and prostitution. I have not indulged in either for years - but they should definitely both be legal.
Anyone that says otherwise simply does not know what they are talking about. Period.

 

[member2686]

Dude. What's up with the flaming? :dunno: :eek:

...I personally think that you are a douche bag, and that's your problem...

 

[loverofboob]

ok....

don't be fat,stay in good shape
NO facial hair,most women do NOT like facial hair...SHAVE!
dress nice
get a nice haircut

it's very hard to be "ugly" with all of this....

 

[member20672]

ok....

don't be fat,stay in good shape
NO facial hair,most women do NOT like facial hair...SHAVE!
dress nice
get a nice haircut

it's very hard to be "ugly" with all of this....

Except for maybe the haircut, depends on others thoughts, Jacko(Micheal Jackson) fits these guidelines.:eek:

 

[calpoon]

ok, I'm sorry about that. there's no excuse for such hostility. I just hate to see stuff like this. sure I have my own asthetics, but that doesn't encompass all I see in people. It's really sad that people can't just come together and be with each other out of the sense that we all have of wanting to not be alone and in each other's company. these bullshit archtype "relationships" seem to be more of an abstraction then a means of bringing people together.

 

[McRocket]

ok....

don't be fat,stay in good shape
NO facial hair,most women do NOT like facial hair...SHAVE!
dress nice
get a nice haircut

it's very hard to be "ugly" with all of this....

I agree, more or less, with your tips. Escept facial hair. You are absolutely right that most women do not like facial hair. However, there are a few men that look better with a goatee say. It is to do with the shape of your face, whether you have a weak chin or not, the distance between the top of your mouth and the bottom of you nose. Sounds picky - but it is correct.
So one needs to look at one's face. If one has a relatively strong chin and not to large a distance between the nose and mouth (called the philtrum) - then facial hair is unnecessary. But if one of these two is lacking; then a well trimmed goatee - assuming you can grow a half decent one - should be seriously considered.
I know a couple of rather successful plastic surgeons (one extremely successful) that I bet would back me up in a second on this.

 

[In-4-mant]

a fatass wallet can cure ugliness...i mean wealth, not plastic surgery. chicks dig men with money/power (both are interchangeable)

 

[Ax3C]

dude, what did I just say?

I appreciate the effort but...
Chicks could care less about the whole funny, witty, interesting man, with a great personality. They're just as shallow as us guys. I need to look like David Hasselhoff, or Fabio.

Jesus, does anyone else have ideas?

Well, let ME give YOU a piece of advice:


#1 - Drop the smart-ass, cocky, balls-to-the-wall juvenile attitude. Women like MEN ... not boys. If you wanna play head-games and mind-fucks, I guarantee that you will most likely find your ass sitting home all alone on a Friday or Saturday night, while everyone else is out having a good time.

#2 - RESPECT. Give us our RESPECT. Treat us like we're rational, thinking, competent, intelligent humans that walk upright on two legs and not some damned recepticle for your sperm.

#3 - Give back what we give to you. A REAL relationship is based upon mutual respect and admiration ... not looks, not how good you are in bed or how well you fuck, or how much money you make.

Women want ... a man who is a MAN.

A "MAN" is defined as a male who is:

1. Self-assured and self-confidant, but neither arrogant nor cocky. Someone who has a presence; charisma, charm, intelligence, wisdom, etc.

2. Self-reliant. An individual who doesn't live with Mommy or Daddy, who is out on his own taking care of his business and doing what he needs to do. He can take care of himself ... and others.

3. Caring. Loving. Gentle. Emotional. A man shouldn't be afraid to open up and be honest with his emotions. We will respect you more for being open and honest instead of being a Billy Bob bad-ass wannabe who thinks that men who cry are pussies and are weak.

4. Financial stability. A man who is all of the above things will most assuredly be financial stable. Financial stability means being able to take care of his own needs, being independent, self-reliant, and have the ability to pay his own damned bills without being a leech off of someone else ... in other words, a "scrub".

5. You may thinks looks are important to a woman. To a point, yes ... that's only being human. But it ain't the end all, be all of our worlds. We are less motivated by looks and more attracted to someone who actually cares what we think and feel.


It seems as if you're under the assumption that women are nothing more tahn a bunch of gold-digging, self-absorbed, narcissistic, vacuous, air-headed cum-guzzling sluts. Maybe you should seek companionship elsewhere ... 'cause that ain't the case with a majority of us ladies.

Oh ... and thank you for your REP comments, prazors. I took them to heart.

May you have a wonderful new year in 2006. May it bring you many blessing and joys. Good luck.

 

[member2686]

Oh my goodness... :eek: :1orglaugh

 

[McRocket]

a fatass wallet can cure ugliness...i mean wealth, not plastic surgery. chicks dig men with money/power (both are interchangeable)

A 'fatass wallet' will 'get' the more shallow 'chicks'. But it will never get their hearts. And it will never hold them. There is ALWAYS someone with a fatter ass wallet.
And the second they find someone with an equal wallet and better looks - say goodbye.

 

[HERO2]

dude, what did I just say?

I appreciate the effort but...
Chicks could care less about the whole funny, witty, interesting man, with a great personality. They're just as shallow as us guys. I need to look like David Hasselhoff, or Fabio.

Jesus, does anyone else have ideas?

take up boxing. when your face is all mangled at least you'll have an excuse to be ugly

 

[member20672]

take up boxing. when your face is all mangled at least you'll have an excuse to be ugly

Ice cold:laugh:

 

[Jagger69]

Well, let ME give YOU a piece of advice:


#1 - Drop the smart-ass, cocky, balls-to-the-wall juvenile attitude. Women like MEN ... not boys. If you wanna play head-games and mind-fucks, I guarantee that you will most likely find your ass sitting home all alone on a Friday or Saturday night, while everyone else is out having a good time.

#2 - RESPECT. Give us our RESPECT. Treat us like we're rational, thinking, competent, intelligent humans that walk upright on two legs and not some damned recepticle for your sperm.

#3 - Give back what we give to you. A REAL relationship is based upon mutual respect and admiration ... not looks, not how good you are in bed or how well you fuck, or how much money you make.

Women want ... a man who is a MAN.

A "MAN" is defined as a male who is:

1. Self-assured and self-confidant, but neither arrogant nor cocky. Someone who has a presence; charisma, charm, intelligence, wisdom, etc.

2. Self-reliant. An individual who doesn't live with Mommy or Daddy, who is out on his own taking care of his business and doing what he needs to do. He can take care of himself ... and others.

3. Caring. Loving. Gentle. Emotional. A man shouldn't be afraid to open up and be honest with his emotions. We will respect you more for being open and honest instead of being a Billy Bob bad-ass wannabe who thinks that men who cry are pussies and are weak.

4. Financial stability. A man who is all of the above things will most assuredly be financial stable. Financial stability means being able to take care of his own needs, being independent, self-reliant, and have the ability to pay his own damned bills without being a leech off of someone else ... in other words, a "scrub".

5. You may thinks looks are important to a woman. To a point, yes ... that's only being human. But it ain't the end all, be all of our worlds. We are less motivated by looks and more attracted to someone who actually cares what we think and feel.


It seems as if you're under the assumption that women are nothing more tahn a bunch of gold-digging, self-absorbed, narcissistic, vacuous, air-headed cum-guzzling sluts. Maybe you should seek companionship elsewhere ... 'cause that ain't the case with a majority of us ladies.

Oh ... and thank you for your REP comments, prazors. I took them to heart.

May you have a wonderful new year in 2006. May it bring you many blessing and joys. Good luck.

AsianxxxChick....are you really my wife with a pseudonym? LOL

Excellent post....right on the money.

 

[McRocket]

Ice cold:laugh:

Yeah, really.

 

[titsarefun]

Chicks dig confidence and personality first and foremost, while men first and foremost look for the hot booty. It seems that women are less superficial than men when it comes to choosing a mate, which is odd considering they're more superficial about pretty much everything else.

 

[McRocket]

It seems that women are less superficial than men when it comes to choosing a mate, which is odd considering they're more superficial about pretty much everything else.

Considering men and society treat them, I am not surprised.

 

[arealous]

I consider myself a decently attractive looking guy, but I'm short 5 foot 6ish.

Back in high school however, I realized that stuff like that didn't matter so much for girls...as I saw some one of the dorkiest guys ever go out with the hottest chick on the pom team.

I seriously disagree with what you said mrcrocket. Maybe it's just where I'm from, but there are seriously ugly ass guys who get the girls.