Have I ever had sex with you?

[Spleen]

There sure are a lot of people who wanna fuck me. I'm flattered.

 

[rwill25]

:hit:

 

[StanScratch]

You...you've forgotten me? Already? You...you said I meant so much to you. How could you forget those tender moments, those passionate moments, those moments of violent love making! What, am I a whore to you? A nothing? Was I just another worthless piece of ass to you, to be thrown to the curb like yesterday's dinner? I gave my life to you! I gave my soul to you! I cried and longed for your touch, I...

Oh. Wait. Shit. No. We haven't.

 

[Kingfisher]

You've slept with everyone here as well! You slut! I'm not talking to you anymore.

 

[STDiva]

In theory....yes.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Well I'm not sure. Do you like to pitch or catch?

 

[Lonilover]

nope, still waiting for ya

 

[habo9]

Not unless your a sleep creep , maybe I dont even know

People watch out :helpme:

 

[Hypergalaxy]

There sure are a lot of people who wanna fuck me. I'm flattered.

Lots of Men :thumbsup:

 

[cartman24]

Not yet, what a lying bitch.

 

[jod0565]

You must atone for your cheating ways, Sir Spleen.
What will you do when you are done screwing Everyone?
Will you go back to having a shower child every so often, or will you
screw Everyone Else?

BTW, you have not screwed me. Ever. Not hoping for it. Not thinking about it.
But awaiting the film version of your tremendous exploits.

 

[The Joker]

There sure are a lot of people who wanna fuck me. I'm flattered.

Of course we do!

We would fuck you. We would fuck you hard.

Now do a tuck dance in front of a mirror, and dance around to "Goodbye Horses" will ya? :thumbsup:

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope, never. I'm proud to be one of the few who could resist.

Forget him ! :1orglaughI will never cheat with you :lovecoupl !

Seriously now....I get your wife then!

 

[ezteban]

Nope, never. I'm proud to be one of the few who could resist.




Seriously now....I get your wife then!

:1orglaugh It doesn't mean I will do what you imagine !

 

[Smallville417]

Maybe someday if I'm lucky. If not, let me down easy.

 

[biomech]

Just once..... We were much happier then.
Frolicking in the fields, dancing in our rooms, and then everything changed.
:iloveyou: Sorry to be so emotional, but I thought what we had was special.

 

[sexdog121]

Clinton?

 

[mentalman]

Oh yes, how can I forget. You had me over for dinner and made me a cockmeat sandwich. But I guess you wouldn't remember that since you've fucked so many other people.

 

[24788]

I would of until I found out you fucked everyone including me somehow?

 

[FreeThugz]

Yep, but it was back in '98 so You Might have forgot.