Have you ever dreamed about a penis?

[gloyster]

Yeh guys like someone hit you with it or maybe it just appeared in your sleep.

Don't fakain ask why I thought of this please. I won't find the answer.

 

[Shifty]

 

[PirateKing]

 

[missdannigee]

haha! ive had dreams of fingers coming at me but nothing with a penis...strange people having sex with me... totally welcomed of course...ohhh ive had dreams of textures though...and their like in front of me ...like huge, giant textures..thats odd lol

 

[BlueBalls]

I had a dream once where me, a penis and an elephant danced through a field of daisies while the mystical meadow fairies sung to us with their heavenly voices while Henry Kissinger and Peter Kropotkin played the trombone and violin respectively in the background. All before me and the penis ritually murdered the elephant for his supposed role in the Elephant massacre of 1918 and made passionate and caring love to one another wrapped in the elephants repugnant innards. I then awoke to find myself naked on the floor of a strangers bathroom, festering in a pool of my own vomit, piss and shit while several immigrant children stood over me with looks of abject disgust splashed across their faces while their mother in a language I still have trouble placing screamed something that I rightfully gathered was meant to get me to leave.

I promised myself on that day that I would never ingest any strange solutions given to me by strange men on street corners ever again.

 

[lurkingdirk]

As Monday is Martin Luther King Jr. day here in USA, I'll refrain from making a parody speech entitled, "I had a dream about a penis."

 

[mrtrebus]

I had a dream about gloyster having a dream about a penis.
I woke up with a sticky stomach. :shy:

 

[biomech]

Can't say that I have.

 

[alexpnz]

I had a dream once where me, a penis and an elephant danced through a field of daisies while the mystical meadow fairies sung to us with their heavenly voices while Henry Kissinger and Peter Kropotkin played the trombone and violin respectively in the background. All before me and the penis ritually murdered the elephant for his supposed role in the Elephant massacre of 1918 and made passionate and caring love to one another wrapped in the elephants repugnant innards. I then awoke to find myself naked on the floor of a strangers bathroom, festering in a pool of my own vomit, piss and shit while several immigrant children stood over me with looks of abject disgust splashed across their faces while their mother in a language I still have trouble placing screamed something that I rightfully gathered was meant to get me to leave.

I promised myself on that day that I would never ingest any strange solutions given to me by strange men on street corners ever again.

Oh fer chrissakes....

 

[PirateKing]

Oh fer chrissakes....

Once he has a creative idea there's no stopping the wheels in motion. Somewhere in the world there's an underground bookstore that sells the dozens--nay, hundreds of macabre novels that he's published.

 

[YMIHERE]

The penis in your dreams is a subconscious symbol signifying your desire to smoke a cigar. Or sometimes a penis is just a penis.

 

[meesterperfect]

The penis in your dreams is a subconscious symbol signifying your desire to smoke a cigar. Or sometimes a penis is just a penis.

And sometimes its a big brown dick - george carlin

 

[vodkazvictim]

I AM a penis...

 

[Tittyman5000]

I dream about my dick all the time, Usually im fakain some hot Celebrity like Natalie Portman

 

[ApolloBalboa]

As Monday is Martin Luther King Jr. day here in USA, I'll refrain from making a parody speech entitled, "I had a dream about a penis."

Tell you what, you make it and send it to me. I'll treasure every heartfelt word of it.

I didn't start dreaming about penises until I read Danni's post. Now, I just dream about girls with penises.

 

[Legzman]

my dick has been in many of my dreams

 

[Death-Proof-69]

most probably, but i hardly ever remember my dreams...haven't in many years, i tend to sleep very hard and not very much most days

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

I had a dream about my boss last week, and he's a real dick! So yes, I do dream about penisses from time to time.

 

[Galactic]

Once he has a creative idea there's no stopping the wheels in motion. Somewhere in the world there's an underground bookstore that sells the dozens--nay, hundreds of macabre novels that he's published.

I need the name of this publisher, like, yesterday.

 

[grower_boy]

I dream about my own penis, if that counts.