Have you ever had your ass licked?

[sean miguel]

Not until I met my current wife. She is conservative as fuck but she's had this fetish from the get go. I come home from work, turn around and face the door, she pulls down my pants and so forth.


she's a freak. but it's a trade-off. for that, she has to ride a realistic dildo in front of me on the coffee table while I pretend not to notice until I do. It used to be while I watched the NFL but we've moved on from that.

cool story.

but you know your girl is into you when she's licking your asshole.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Step up to pegging and give me a call.

 

[sean miguel]

Step up to pegging and give me a call.

yeah, no comment.

 

[RJS13]

Once but can't really say if I liked it or not. It was a surprising shock to say the least.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Yep. Lemon Drop and a bunch of other older Asian prostitutes have paintbrushed my crusty starfish with their tongues. Isn't rimming referred to as "Asian" like anal is called "Greek"?

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Real talk. She hasn't tried at least a finger? Come on now.

 

[georges]

Me never

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Yep. Lemon Drop and a bunch of other older Asian prostitutes have paintbrushed my crusty starfish with their tongues. Isn't rimming referred to as "Asian" like anal is called "Greek"?

Real talk. She hasn't tried at least a finger? Come on now.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Fox, but you can chime in too, Mr. McMahon.

 

[Lee Van Queef]

Fox, but you can chime in too, Mr. McMahon.

Never. Ladies have joined the Kiss My Ass Club but if they ever digitally violated me I'd give them a handful of poop for a receipt.

 

[sean miguel]

Real talk. She hasn't tried at least a finger? Come on now.

yeah she's tried ... and succeeded. When I raised an objection, she came back with "I let you stick 'Mr. Cocky' in my ass, this is the least you could let me do."

I can't argue with that logic.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

yeah she's tried ... and succeeded. When I raised an objection, she came back with "I let you stick 'Mr. Cocky' in my ass, this is the least you could let me do."

I can't argue with that logic.

No shame in that. One of my girlfriends is totally into her harness. Not gonna lie, I really don't mind it. The sex is off the fucking hook.

 

[Jason-X]

No, never have!

 

[seamanmonkey]

Nope, never

 

[legmann61]

Not until I met my current wife. She is conservative as fuck but she's had this fetish from the get go. I come home from work, turn around and face the door, she pulls down my pants and so forth.


she's a freak. but it's a trade-off. for that, she has to ride a realistic dildo in front of me on the coffee table while I pretend not to notice until I do. It used to be while I watched the NFL but we've moved on from that.

cool story.

but you know your girl is into you when she's licking your asshole.

She licks your asshole and rides a dildo for you? I'd hardly call her "conservative."

Seriously tho, you're a very lucky guy.
Hell, I could barely get my ultra-conservative ex-wife to slap on the occasional garter belt and stockings.
Her ass (and mine) was completely off-limits. Among many other things, that's why she's my ex-wife.

Anyway, I dated a girl a few years back who had the BEST tasting asshole. So sweet and clean.
She always let me poke my fingers and tongue in there, even though really wasn't all that into it.

 

[tvstrip]

First time I had it done to me it was so intense I farted.
No joke. The sensation just totally relaxed every muscle down there and I involuntarily broke wind.

 

[RJS13]

First time I had it done to me it was so intense I farted.
No joke. The sensation just totally relaxed every muscle down there and I involuntarily broke wind.

I hope you had a mild lunch :rofl2:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I hope you had a mild lunch :rofl2:

That definitely reads like a Madtv skit. Ah hell now I'm thinking of thst skit where McDonald did the skit where whatever he thinks he can fart that smell :1orglaugh

 

[DrakeM]

Once, didn't like it, can't get past the she's "licking my shitter" feeling.

 

[wifehubby31]

I wish...