Have you ever.............

[lurkingdirk]

Twice. He steps on my toes.

...Slapped your thigh with a long, wet piece of raw-hide?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....had an affair with the neighbor's wife.

 

[jtcarra]

yes

been shot down bye a slut

 

[busenbust]

lol, nope.

.....been scared to death ?

 

[mullet]

No.

... ever scared someone to death?

 

[Shifty]

No.

... ever gone to the supermarket / grocery store just to check out the milfs?

 

[busenbust]

lol, nope.

....ever fucked a milf/gilf??

 

[Vanilla Bear]

no.

Let me answer the Shifty's question, too...
No. I love checking out milfs in the supermarket, but I never went there just to do it.


...been to a super bowl?

 

[Voloh]

Nope, we have no super bowls over here =)

...been caught naked in a car by a police?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....forgot to feed your pet??

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Don't have one yet. Want a cat though. I hope I'll never forget to feed her.


....laughed so hard you shit your pants? Or peed?

 

[Voloh]

nope,

once my gf farted while sex and said that was air coming out from condom =)

... been caught masturbating by someone?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

......lost your mind /

 

[Lungzyn]

No. Always keep it on a leash, kids!

...made your own yoghurt?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

......made your own bread??

 

[funkipman]

No, but I have a re-gifted breadmaker.

..... launched a model rocket?

 

[busenbust]

nope..

......killed a wild boar ??

 

[tanktopsrule]

Nope.

Ever had a unknown girl squeeze her tits for you instead of being mad at you for staring?

 

[Shifty]

No!

... ever been caught checking out a hottie who then smiles back?

 

[busenbust]

yep.

......been scared home alone at night