Have you ever.............

[Voloh]

nope, darkness is a friend of youth

... has crashed to a pornstar?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

.....been conned ??

 

[funkipman]

Yep... by a used car salesman.

..... been on the news?

 

[busenbust]

nope.
....been on the radio.

 

[bustybbwlover]

yes
...laughed so hard you pissed yourself...even a little?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

....been banned from freeones?

 

[Shifty]

No.

... said or done something to make everyone in a movie theater laugh?

 

[busenbust]

nope.


....been obsessed with someone ??

 

[vodkazvictim]

nope.


....been obsessed with someone ??

Yes, myself.
Have you ever got drunk, walked home, bought a burger, staggered into the courtyard of a church for cover from the bad weather, but been so drunk you accidentally dropped the burger, slipped on it, went over backwards, knocked yourself out and woken up sometime later?

(This has absolutely not ever not once happened to me in headingly in Leeds. Honest.)

 

[busenbust]

nope.

......been involved in a forgery /

 

[fake_ono]

no... but my ex-wife was.


... woke up in a hotel next to a naked girl, couldnt remember what happened, so you fucked her, took her home in your friends car (why did you even have the keys?) and still dont know who it was?

 

[busenbust]

nope.

left your lover without a reason /

 

[vodkazvictim]

No.
Sat in the cockpit of an airbourne aircraft.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope.


....licked on an animal's fur?

 

[Member442]

Nope

Sat down on a bowl of ice cream?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Nope. You? Shall I lick it off? Please? :shy:


...had an animal lick your hand?

 

[Member442]

Yes often.

No Maley I haven't. If I do I'll let you know


...had vegetarian spaghetti?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oooh yes please! Thank you. flylicker

Sure. With tomato sauce.


...had an animal lick your face?

 

[Member442]

Yes

same question?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No. I heard it's also not good. Too many bacteria.


...your feet licked by a girl/guy?