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Have you ever.............

mullet

Freeones for President!
Nope.

... been on the phone while masturbating?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Not with illegal substances, just with (wait for it) Vodka.

Masturbated more than 10 times in a day (I have)
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
nope/

been abducted

Not by armed men.
But one time I got drunk and this 6 foot blonde girl with blue eyes just dragged me away from my group of friends.

She kinda raped me actually.
I hated it so much I ended up seeing her for the next 2 years.
:D


Been attracted to somebody 90% for their personality and 10% for their body?
 
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thegame2119

You looking at me?
Women have personalities? :confused:

:tongue: Just kidding. Yes, actually.

...ever spent more than 10 minutes wondering how jell-o works?
 

dp93

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
nope

have you stubbed your toe by hopping due the pain because you stubbed your other toe?
 
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