Have you ever.............

[bustybbwlover]

indeed...athletes, ceos, cfos, pmcs, etc, etc, etc

...wondered why a little bit of piss always dribbles out after you put you gear away

 

[busenbust]

yes!!!!

forgot to wipe your bottom after

 

[bustybbwlover]

nope, i tend more the other way on the butt cleaning

...opened a door and hit yourself in the head

 

[vodkazvictim]

YES! Damnit.
Ever walked through a door/ up some stairs and hit your head on a bit of too-low cieling?

 

[bustybbwlover]

indeed...damn short people designed shit

...drank a bunch of water and heard it sloshing around in your belly

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yep.

Jizzed on a gals face and felt guilty?

 

[busenbust]

nope

forgotten to sleep

 

[Member442]

yes many times


been up 3 days straight?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Oh yeah.

Jizzed on a gals face and not felt guilty.

 

[bustybbwlover]

indeed...it's good times

...wondered why coffee pee smells so much like coffee and if we must not process it thoroughly since it comes through fast

 

[busenbust]

nope

thought most 'experts' on tv had no fucking expertise whatsoever

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yep.
Sincerely desired the death of another human being? Prayed for it even?

 

[busenbust]

nope :o yep!!

been stranded in a desert

 

[vodkazvictim]

No. I was always given guidance by my cell leader. And usually an RPG7 too - a fearsome weapon.

 

[Member442]

again no question. DAMN YOU

No I haven't


started a fire with a striker and flint.

 

[busenbust]

nope

gone out with a lesbian

 

[vodkazvictim]

No.
To appease Alisa I will now post several have you ever Q's:

Shot somebody in the face?

Attempted to take a shot on someone just to find your weapon had jammed?

Wondered why weapons never jam in computer games? (With the exception of perfect dark, where the enemies weapons would occasionally jam)

Picked your nose and flicked it?

Sincerely desired to rule the world and believed that the world would be a better place for it?

Consumed an illegal substance recreationally.

Bit into a sandwhich just to find you're biting into a whole bunch of hair?

And finally:
"Have you ever had a dream Neo, that you were so sure was real?"

 

[busenbust]

nope.

ever been mugged ??

 

[vodkazvictim]

No.
Have you ever been so ill that you woke up, immediately threw up and then instantly fell asleep in the puddle.
The next day you cleaned your face, but didn't realise it was crusted around your ear and walked around town with a vomit encrusted ear? I have.

 

[bustybbwlover]

nope...banned eh? hopefully your crazy ass'll be back

...made a lady puke during a bj