Have you ever.............

[Born2Jizz]

not that i was made aware of

...had your balls itching at an inopportune time

EVERY time is an opportune time!! You just have to play it off well, LOL :dunno:

Been scuba diving?

 

[bustybbwlover]

no actually i'd like to at some point tho...i've snorkeled tho...scuba's gay cousin

...looked at a reef in person

 

[Born2Jizz]

Yup. And a big ass (like 6 feet fucking shat your wetsuit long) eel popped out and scared the balls off me! :eek:


Called a girl the wrong name during sex..... ..... .... AND GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT?!

 

[bustybbwlover]

not yet but i've never done it at all either

...thought: why the fuck did they bring back hawaii 5-0?

 

[Born2Jizz]

They did?! :eek:

Wanked so much you chaffed yourself? lol

 

[bustybbwlover]

heh yes i have

...ripped off a fingernail

 

[Born2Jizz]

Eeeeeeeew no! Thankfully!

Totaled a car?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No.

jizzed in your pants in public?

 

[bustybbwlover]

not yet

...gotten a dui

 

[Born2Jizz]

No.

jizzed in your pants in public?

DUH! :dunno:

not yet

...gotten a dui

Nope. Sad to say that I'm an excellent drunk driver. Lol, I drive better drunk that 98.9938475984729857% of sober women, lol :dunno:

Gotten a boner in front of a large group of people? Who NOTICED??

 

[vodkazvictim]

I once got such a one walking through school that a girl walking passed said:
"Wow, I know your in the final year now but THAT is ridiculous!"
Another girl used to pay me a quid a feel. I hated school.

Thought that the wrong grandparent died?

 

[bustybbwlover]

nope

...wondered if you were full of enough shit to be a politician

 

[vodkazvictim]

Yes! And I am in fact MORE than full enough of shit. Were I to be elected to a powerfull position my first move would have to be to eliminate certain witnesses to various acts, some of which are so sordid that... Well, that I can't tell you

 

[bicurious guy]

...used a position of power as an employer or leader of authority to gain sexual favour?

 

[Vanilla Bear]

No. But I WANT sexual favor! PLEASE!


glued you hand to your private parts?

 

[Born2Jizz]

No. But I WANT sexual favor! PLEASE!


glued you hand to your private parts?

Hell no!! (Has my dear Maley been watching American Pie?? :dunno


Had sex with a resident of a country that you were visiting? Example: Some french chick you picked up at a bar in France

:dunno:

 

[XfinhoX]

not yet!

tried to learn something about any other country that not your own?

 

[Born2Jizz]

Yes! I live in America, but I'm liking it less and less with each new retarded law they pass... I'd MUCH rather live in Britain or Japan... Even Ireland or Germany...


Wished that you were born in a different time?

:dunno:

 

[XfinhoX]

all the time. maybe in the 50s or 60s (no. im no hippie)

...spent the whole day fucking?

 

[Born2Jizz]

all the time. maybe in the 50s or 60s (no. im no hippie)

...spent the whole day fucking?

lol the same girl or different ones? I can honestly answer yes to both! :dunno:

Blondes or Brunettes?? :dunno: