I love walking at night. But guys in cars keep stopping to try and pick me up...
Ever been walking to the train station (Cambridge) with a backpack on when you saw a group of 8 drunk lads ahead, so you crossed the road and put up ya hood to avoid them, only as you walk past to hear:
"Fucking hell, it's Darth Vader!"
"Fucking Pikey bastard!"
"Lets get him!"
8 against one - you brave boys. Not acting like drunk twats at all
Ever wished guns were legal in your country?