yes... and then i designed a sign... Danger! Have you ever pissed on an electrical fence?
dOMESTOS If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Nov 9, 2010 #6,501 yes... and then i designed a sign... Danger! Have you ever pissed on an electrical fence?
M Member442 Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever Nov 9, 2010 #6,502 No can't say that I have though I'm thinking this was more for a guy so I shall re ask it Have you ever pissed on an electrical fence?
No can't say that I have though I'm thinking this was more for a guy so I shall re ask it Have you ever pissed on an electrical fence?
M Member442 Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever Nov 9, 2010 #6,504 Nope and I never want too wondered why modern Jazz is not as good a Jazz?
mullet Freeones for President! Nov 11, 2010 #6,505 No. ... ever wondered how Lordi could actually win the Eurovision song contest?
B bustybbwlover I'm so great I'm jelous of myself. Nov 11, 2010 #6,506 nope didn't know they had...an fuck them an their shitty gwar ripping off nature ...hit your head so hard you saw white?
nope didn't know they had...an fuck them an their shitty gwar ripping off nature ...hit your head so hard you saw white?
dOMESTOS If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Nov 12, 2010 #6,507 i did! ...wanked 12 1/2 times one one day?
vodkazvictim Why save the world, when you can rule it? Nov 12, 2010 #6,508 Yep. Maybe more. Have you ever cried 'cos of a girl?
B bustybbwlover I'm so great I'm jelous of myself. Nov 12, 2010 #6,509 probably no particular instance comes to mind but i'm sure i have ...been surprised when you came in your pants
probably no particular instance comes to mind but i'm sure i have ...been surprised when you came in your pants
tanktopsrule Will put out on the first date. Nov 12, 2010 #6,510 Never came in my pants, on them yes but never in them. ..... Been surprised when you had cum at how big a load it was.
Never came in my pants, on them yes but never in them. ..... Been surprised when you had cum at how big a load it was.
vodkazvictim Why save the world, when you can rule it? Nov 13, 2010 #6,511 yep. Tried to cum only on the lower part of a gals face and then by some miraculously bad luck shot just two tiny drops which landed in the corner of each eye? I was most displeased...
yep. Tried to cum only on the lower part of a gals face and then by some miraculously bad luck shot just two tiny drops which landed in the corner of each eye? I was most displeased...
B bustybbwlover I'm so great I'm jelous of myself. Nov 13, 2010 #6,512 hmmm no small loads are not one of my issues just yet ...hit someone with a pint glass
vodkazvictim Why save the world, when you can rule it? Nov 14, 2010 #6,513 No. Wandered around Moscow drinking champaigne from the bottle with mates?
B bustybbwlover I'm so great I'm jelous of myself. Nov 14, 2010 #6,515 no i'm not all that fond of vodka in general so... ...woke up with your mouth so dry your tongue was sticking to the roof of your mouth
no i'm not all that fond of vodka in general so... ...woke up with your mouth so dry your tongue was sticking to the roof of your mouth
vodkazvictim Why save the world, when you can rule it? Nov 15, 2010 #6,516 yep. Have you ever lived up to a negative stereotype of your countrymen?
B bustybbwlover I'm so great I'm jelous of myself. Nov 15, 2010 #6,517 probably, i don't know which one tho ...shot cum up a chicks nose and had her start gagging and puke?
probably, i don't know which one tho ...shot cum up a chicks nose and had her start gagging and puke?
tanktopsrule Will put out on the first date. Nov 15, 2010 #6,518 LOL.....Not so far. Ever worn girls/womens underwear whether it be girlfriends....etc
A Audrey My hand is my best friend! Nov 16, 2010 #6,519 yes ever have a guy tear off your tank top b4 having sex
vodkazvictim Why save the world, when you can rule it? Nov 16, 2010 #6,520 Audrey said: yes ever have a guy tear off your tank top b4 having sex Click to expand... Strangely enough no.... Have you ever taken a gals thong off and thrown it against the wall, only to hear it go "SPLAT!" because it was so wet?
Audrey said: yes ever have a guy tear off your tank top b4 having sex Click to expand... Strangely enough no.... Have you ever taken a gals thong off and thrown it against the wall, only to hear it go "SPLAT!" because it was so wet?