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Have you ever.............

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
No can't say that I have though I'm thinking this was more for a guy so I shall re ask it

Have you ever pissed on an electrical fence?
 

mullet

Freeones for President!
No.

... ever wondered how Lordi could actually win the Eurovision song contest? :D
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
nope didn't know they had...an fuck them an their shitty gwar ripping off nature

...hit your head so hard you saw white?
 

tanktopsrule

Will put out on the first date.
Never came in my pants, on them yes but never in them.

..... Been surprised when you had cum at how big a load it was.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
yep.
Tried to cum only on the lower part of a gals face and then by some miraculously bad luck shot just two tiny drops which landed in the corner of each eye?
:mad:
I was most displeased...
 

bustybbwlover

I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
no i'm not all that fond of vodka in general so...

...woke up with your mouth so dry your tongue was sticking to the roof of your mouth
 
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