bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
no i'm not really all that into thongs in general tho...i don't like playing with butt floss
...jumped through a window
...jumped through a window
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bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
yes, i've had buyers remorse about a lot of the shit i've bought in general
...gotten a charley horse under your chin?
...gotten a charley horse under your chin?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
What's a charley horse? You should probably take that as a no btw.
Thought that fart-cutter was the perfect name for a thong?
Thought that fart-cutter was the perfect name for a thong?
bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
i've always preferred butt floss
...gotten an ingrown hair that swelled up to the point you need antibiotics and then popped that fucker once the antibiotics started working
...gotten an ingrown hair that swelled up to the point you need antibiotics and then popped that fucker once the antibiotics started working
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
No...
Been so drunk you burped in a toilet stall, heard the echo and thought someone was burping back, then kept burping and giggling while pissing for a good 5 min while the sober barman who came in to relieve himself looked at you in disgust?
Been so drunk you burped in a toilet stall, heard the echo and thought someone was burping back, then kept burping and giggling while pissing for a good 5 min while the sober barman who came in to relieve himself looked at you in disgust?
bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
no but i used to smoke cigs when i smoked weed so it woulda been all right...unless i'd paid for it
...taken a shit on shrooms and laughed the entire time
...taken a shit on shrooms and laughed the entire time
KillTheIndustry
Piss off - I'm wanking
Hell no!
...fucked a co-worker?
...fucked a co-worker?
AlexanderAvery
Carries lotion everywhere
Nope.
Ever eaten 8 full meals in 1 day
Ever eaten 8 full meals in 1 day
bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
i suppose i've probably eaten 8 meals but not separately (more just eating way too much)
...been really hot even though it was cold out
...been really hot even though it was cold out
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yep.
Ever cried?
Ever cried?
KillTheIndustry
Piss off - I'm wanking
As a child, of course. As an adult... maybe.
Had a big birthday party?
Had a big birthday party?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
I HATE my birthday. There's nothing to celebrate in being another year older, another year closer to death.
Have you ever eaten Olive Ciabatta? :yummie:
Have you ever eaten Olive Ciabatta? :yummie:
bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
yes and it was tasty
...wondered why you're not afraid of death?
...wondered why you're not afraid of death?
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Yes.
Had such a bad cold that you wiped snot directly onto duvet & walls?
Had such a bad cold that you wiped snot directly onto duvet & walls?
bustybbwlover
I'm so great I'm jelous of myself.
no but i've blown my nose into my t-shirt
...eaten so much you burped up food
...eaten so much you burped up food
