Help Decide the New Motto for Immoral Productions

[Ike Stain]

They are all shit. Honestly. A slogan needs to have some kind of humour or wit. Those are mere descriptions. Try again.

Perhaps something like:

"If it moves; fuck it"

 

[Icewater Jones]

How about Immoral Productions: The Worst... Done Best.

 

[knowone]

Was "Home of the Fluster Cluckups" taken?

 

[Ike Stain]

I still like:

People being paid to have sex, for you to masturbate to inbetween bouts of interminable self-loathing.

 

[Tittyman5000]

Gangbanging into the Future!

 

[Ike Stain]

"This ain't your grandaddy's gangbang"

 

[titsrock]

Are you only doing (ha! pun) gang bangs and orgies now? What about the tittyfucking and fuckafan stuff?

I think you're looking for an all-encompassing brand tagline. The "Just Do It" that Nike uses, for example. Something that speaks to Immoral Productions and not just some things you offer.

If you actually use an idea or if an idea morphs into what you actually use--how about 3 months free membership for the winner?

Here are my ideas:

Immoral Productions -- We Provide the Spark.

Immoral Productions -- The Masters of Corruption.

Immoral Productions -- Making America Immoral One Scene at a Time.

Immoral Productions -- The Immoral Stop on the Way to Immortality.

Hmm. That's what I got.

 

[Tittyman5000]

:thumbsup: Immoral Productions - "Unbeatable Orgies & Groundbreaking Gangbangs" :thumbsup:

 

[Ike Stain]

:thumbsup: Immoral Productions - "Unbeatable Orgies & Groundbreaking Gangbangs" :thumbsup:

That's actually really good. (Once again, I'd take out the extraneous "&"

"Unbeatable Orgies - Groundbreaking Gangbangs"

I think Tittyman5000's looking at some free membership action!

 

[Tittyman5000]

Thanx Ike, I actually was the guy who came up with, "There's nothing like a nice hot Dicken's Cider." - For Dicken's Apple Cider

 

[Ike Stain]

Thanx Ike, I actually was the guy who came up with, "There's nothing like a nice hot Dicken's Cider." - For Dicken's Apple Cider

Nice. I love that cider!

 

[Born2Jizz]

I would drop the extraneous "the" and roll with simply "Home of Unplanned Orgies and Spontaneous Gang Bangs" because it flows slightly better and has a touch more impact.

But I gotta say, either way, that a great fucking motto— it really says it all.

:dito: :2 cents:

 

[busaguy79]

'where men put their penises into women!'

 

[Icewater Jones]

Immoral Productions: Unplanned Orgies and Parenthood.

Immoral Productions: Orgies, Gangbangs, and Breakfast.

Immoral Productions: The American Wet Dream.

Immoral Productions: Harder Core.

 

[porno dan]

I would drop the extraneous "the" and roll with simply "Home of Unplanned Orgies and Spontaneous Gang Bangs" because it flows slightly better and has a touch more impact.

But I gotta say, either way, that a great fucking motto— it really says it all.

I like your version better.

Anyone who has ever been to our studio knows this is a very accurate description of what takes place time and time again at our studio.

 

[Icewater Jones]

I like your version better.

Anyone who has ever been to our studio knows this is a very accurate description of what takes place time and time again at our studio.

But are unplanned orgies and spontaneous gangbangs ALL you do???

If not, shouldn't something a bit more all-encompassing be the motto? If you don't do more than those two things, than above suggested motto is perfect, and this thread should be closed.

 

[Kingfisher]

Unplanned orgies, gang bangs, etc... are not entertaining, or sexually stimulating. Seeing a woman get put to by a dozen guys is just kind of gross. Sorry. :2 cents:

 

[vodkazvictim]

That's probably the best porn motto I've ever heard.



Hell yeah. That shit is too good to be giving away. I'd be copyrighting that shit stat!

That is my copywright.

 

[Ike Stain]

How can something be unplanned and spontaneous - yet have a film crew ready and in place to record and take pictures?

Anyone who has ever been to our studio knows this is a very accurate description of what takes place time and time again at our studio.

There's the answer. It's a studio, there are cameras just laying around. Adult stars and civilians just sort of drift in and out, and often orgies happen.

Just another day in PornValley.

(Seriously—if you don't live out here, you wouldn't understand, but this is not at all an implausibility for this region and industry.)

 

[porno dan]

There's the answer. It's a studio, there are cameras just laying around. Adult stars and civilians just sort of drift in and out, and often orgies happen.

Just another day in PornValley.

(Seriously—if you don't live out here, you wouldn't understand, but this is not at all an implausibility for this region and industry.)

Thank you for helping to explain. Only thing is we don't really have any "civilian" guests, just a very steady stream of porno people.

I am not sure if I know you, but you get us.

We shoot live five days and as a result have a very laid back atmosphere that borders on controlled chaos.

I have seen girl's friends jump in a simple bj scene and the next thing you know there is an all-out orgy taking place off camera.