Good luck with those memories. Let noone interupt you during this moment of intense bonding. You might want to lube up your FleshLight and place it on top of the radiator right now, too. Maybe write the name of a close friend or coworker on it. Maybe caress it and invite it to watch you play DX ball. Pour some vodka down it's ona-hole.. watch it stumble around and take advantage of it when the time is right. Wake up tomorrow less than an hour from clock-in time. Look over and wonder who the fuck is BlueBalls and why is this mouth fleshlight next to me? Oh fuck me did I get absolutely fucking batshit-drunk and sleep with... oh fuck. I did. Godfuckingdammit. Alright.. you can do this.. just be patient. ::nudges the fleshlight:: Ahem. I have to go to work. Yes. Sorry to wake you, babe.