Hey Dirk...

[Petra]

Here ya go!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-13522546

 

[julialee89]

Hey, my name aint Dirk... hmmm...

 

[BAYAMONXXX]

Yikes!

 

[lurkingdirk]

Very nice. But all this time, I thought StanScratch was the patron saint of genital disease. Now I realise that's just a self-imposed title.

And a bargain at that price!

Sweet. It shall be mine...

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

St. Dirl's Day to be commemorated with unprotected sex with Brazilian she-males; the profession of denial; the Syphilitic Creed and the walk of shame. All glory be to Dirl.

 

[squallumz]

patron saint of genital disease?

really? i mean really?!

 

[L3ggy]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[biomech]

Wow, there is a Saint for everything.:eek:

 

[StanScratch]

Very nice. But all this time, I thought StanScratch was the patron saint of genital disease. Now I realise that's just a self-imposed title.

And a bargain at that price!

Sweet. It shall be mine...

Don't you have to be dead to be a saint? What are you trying to say? What have you heard? Who do you know? Who do you love? I've got a brand new chimney made on top made out of human skulls.

 

[Rane1071]

Now that's a souvenir. I think we should vote Dirk for Space-Pope.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Don't you have to be dead to be a saint? What are you trying to say? What have you heard? Who do you know? Who do you love? I've got a brand new chimney made on top made out of human skulls.

I heard you've had every genital disease known to human kind (and that you passed several on to Petra). That's all.

Oh, and that you're currently seeping yellowish fluid. Nothing more.

Now that's a souvenir. I think we should vote Dirk for Space-Pope.

:nono:
Anal-Pope

 

[Justanothergirl]

Found in an outhouse?!?

 

[TheOrangeCat]

I'm not holding my breath for them to find the preserved severed rectum of the Patron Saint of Hemorrhoids.

 

[yoicham]

:wtf:

 

[STDiva]

Why was I not thought of when genital disease came up?

 

[Roald]

lol weirdos!!!!!

 

[Petra]

Why was I not thought of when genital disease came up?

That's how memorable you are... :elaugh:

 

[STDiva]

Damn

 

[lurkingdirk]

That's how memorable you are... :elaugh:

Damn

Don't you listen to her, Diva! You are so memorable for...um, well, you're memorable for all those ... things you do.

 

[StanScratch]

I heard you've had every genital disease known to human kind (and that you passed several on to Petra). That's all.

Oh, and that you're currently seeping yellowish fluid. Nothing more.

FreeOnes get togethers are getting to be like the scene out of This Is Spinal Tap, where each band member had a cold sore on a different part of his face. Except at our get togethers, pieces fall off. And dirk inserts them into his anus. It's getting to be a game. One guy lost a leg!