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Hey, F.O.'s posters, every single one of you is a homosexual. I have proof!

iv6789

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Will someone please just find the gene that says whether we're gay or straight so this argument can be over with? I don't know how someone can seriously grow up to think that being gay is some sort of affliction or choice.

I think David Cross' stand up comedy from "Shut up, You Fucking Baby" would be appropriate here.

If you haven't listened to it, check it out. He's pretty spot on.

I also love that fact that nearly every conservative is against stem cell research and genetic modification, but I guarantee you on the day that they isolate the gay gene there will be a 180 degree turn.

"Whoa whoa whoa....we didn't say we were against genetic modification. We only said we were against it when there wasn't an affliction involved. And I will not let me son be afflicted with this."
 

skechers

Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes.
My girlfriend is gonna be so pissed when I tell her I'm gay now.

Damn you christianity, and your logic!
 

dogbone27

I’m camping on FreeOnes!
Homosexual BEHAVIOR is deviant because;

it is not normal behavior
it has no redeeming social value
it increases risks to children, who have been sodomized & traumatized by christian (catholic & anglican) perverts in large numbers

'societal bs' arises on account of the homosexual delusion that fags (birth defective) should be able to help determine what social attitudes are healthy

An unfortunate mind-body out of sync (not male, not female) MUST cause mental & social confusion for its owner

^^Anyone see this dude comment
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
^^Anyone see this dude comment

No, I didn't see that. But clearly, he's on the right path. Perhaps once he was lost, but now he is found. :bowdown:

Once I get my mind right and stop being a homosexual, I'm going to let a rattlesnake bite me so I can test my faith too. But I'm just not ready to let go of my fantasies of BlueBalls quite yet. :wave:
 

D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Would this still apply if somebody just watches one hermaphrodite or do you need two people involved? :1orglaugh
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
I didn't watch the whole video because the sound sucked, but I think latent homosexuality is rooted in childhood fears of dentists.
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
You're all gay! And you're all goin' to hell if you don't stop lookin' at them Playboy magazines and them nekkid womens!!! :nono:

To be a real man, you need to do what some members of this holy roller, self righteous group do: have affairs on your wife with women, men, girls and boys! And if you get caught, just say that you need to pray on it and beg for forgiveness. Yeah! That's doin' it old skool! :bowdown:
 
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