Hey Fellas, Did You Insert Your Penis Into A Lady’s Mouth Or Vagina On Valentine’s Day?

[Lee Van Queef]

Well... did ‘ya???

 

[Torre82]

Negative, sir.
Didnt even know it was val kilmer's day until halfway thru ~ someone wished me a happy one, and then offered me candy.
I said no on both accounts and went to bed, ASAP.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

it was like 7am, she was on top. Then she went home and I got to sleep. This new girl's pretty OK sometimes.