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MalloyMartini

My nipples are like bullets!
Official Checked Star Member
You guys are AWESOME!!!

I was so intimidated to post because you all get to see the BEST of the BEST here....I figured you wouldn't want to be bothered with lil ol' me! hee hee!

Thanks for the warm welcomes....btw, the signatures you guys have crack me up!!!

kisses
 

tunsty

If FreeOnes was a woman, I'd marry her!
I wanted to join this board because I love porn, and some of my sexy buddies are on here too!



Well, we're not 'best' buddies.. but thanks for the 'sexy', anyway. :hatsoff: ;)
 

NavyBlue

Apprentice Oil Dude
Where were you all my life.. lol.


Sexy and nerdy is a deady combination.. one that can make me lust after you uncontrollably. J/k. Anyways welcome to the board and I hope you enjoy your stay here.
 

Sicario

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I really like nerdy bad girls . . . ;)

:tongue:


Welcome aboard Malloy Martini, it's good to have you here. :wave:
 

jibbijib

Little Porn Lover
Where was I for this one?


I gotta stop being so sparatic..


Anyway welcome to the funny farm! I'm surprised senob hasn't been here to give your complimentary anal bleaching, and Cheffypoo hasn't plucked your pubic hairs yet.... Strange... Maybe you don't need either? Either way, I'm sure once you join our team of crack-wierd-orgyists, then you'll get the swing of things... After all, you are a self proclaimed nerd. Haha so live up to the claim, and nerd, nerd away!

Oh yeah I'm here to give you the rub and pat down, and check in your ears with my tongue, and pick your nose with my toes. :D
 

NavyBlue

Apprentice Oil Dude
Checked out your site. You are definitely cute and have amazing body. Hope to see you more on this board.
 

MalloyMartini

My nipples are like bullets!
Official Checked Star Member
holy cow!

well, I haven't had my anal bleaching yet, but I will give it up for debate if the procedure is necessary....lol....so check out the photo, and tell me what you think! :D

You guys are hilarious! I'm having a great time here!!!

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D-rock

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
If I was James Bond I wouldn't care if I had to have that Martini shaken or stirred. It's smooth and delicious either way. ;)
 
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