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GreatPandemic
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After years of enjoying Freeone's content, I've actually up and joined so I can get some stuff off my mind, man. Obviously, since I'm here, I like porn and think it's awesome that the Internet has given us such a bountiful cornucopia of whack-off material. However, sometimes I do get frustrated and angry at silly shit and now I want to vent.
My favorite parts of the female body are her ass and hips, and my favorite sexual position is doggy, which means that's the pose I want to see when looking at pictorial sets. Why, in this age of anal in just about every porn scene, ass to mouth, ass to mouth to ass and back to mouth, ass to mouth to another girl's ass and then to a third girl's mouth... you get the idea, does it still seem to be so hard for these chicks to simply turn the fuck around and bend over when doing a photo shoot? Out of a typical promo set of 15 or 16 pics, you're usually lucky to get one or two good booty poses - and it's even more frustrating in this post-skinny-ass-fake-tits-bleach-blonde (I'm looking at you, Jenna Jameson) era of porn chicks with toned, curvy, bubble butt bodies. Now, don't get me wrong, I have come across (pun intended) some nice sets of curvy hotties who have no problem putting that ass up in the air, but these have been in the minority. Years ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth and porn came in these sheaves of paper called magazines, I remember reading a remark from some old-school porn chick (even though I consider editorial content in porn - interviews, model bios, etc. - to be like putting shoes on fish, pointless and who-gives-a-fuck) wherein she mentioned that ass poses, "browneye shots" as she called them, tended to be a model's least favorite pose. Even though I consider written content in porn mags to be total bullshit as just mentioned I'm inclined to believe that was a true statement, given that, to this day, it seems be like getting a pig to sing La Traviata to get most of these chicks to spread some fucking cheeks. There, I've gotten that off my chest, now it's time to look at some Georgia Peach.
My favorite parts of the female body are her ass and hips, and my favorite sexual position is doggy, which means that's the pose I want to see when looking at pictorial sets. Why, in this age of anal in just about every porn scene, ass to mouth, ass to mouth to ass and back to mouth, ass to mouth to another girl's ass and then to a third girl's mouth... you get the idea, does it still seem to be so hard for these chicks to simply turn the fuck around and bend over when doing a photo shoot? Out of a typical promo set of 15 or 16 pics, you're usually lucky to get one or two good booty poses - and it's even more frustrating in this post-skinny-ass-fake-tits-bleach-blonde (I'm looking at you, Jenna Jameson) era of porn chicks with toned, curvy, bubble butt bodies. Now, don't get me wrong, I have come across (pun intended) some nice sets of curvy hotties who have no problem putting that ass up in the air, but these have been in the minority. Years ago, when dinosaurs walked the earth and porn came in these sheaves of paper called magazines, I remember reading a remark from some old-school porn chick (even though I consider editorial content in porn - interviews, model bios, etc. - to be like putting shoes on fish, pointless and who-gives-a-fuck) wherein she mentioned that ass poses, "browneye shots" as she called them, tended to be a model's least favorite pose. Even though I consider written content in porn mags to be total bullshit as just mentioned I'm inclined to believe that was a true statement, given that, to this day, it seems be like getting a pig to sing La Traviata to get most of these chicks to spread some fucking cheeks. There, I've gotten that off my chest, now it's time to look at some Georgia Peach.
