i guess she is regretin bangin 500 guys in houston 500 holy shit her pussy is smashed open scary
500 guys or birthing a kid or three. All pussies end up the same. Either cry about it or dump her for a high schooler. I'll take.. and prefer.. an experienced MILF any day, so long as I can actually nut in her. My last one came over and got pissed AT ME and all males right next to me in bed. "What is it with guys having a hard time cumming in me lately?!"
I just stared at her, pissed that she was complaining in my own friggin' bed and told her the truth.
"I dunno what lamp posts you've been sitting on lately, but you've got hotdog-hallway syndrome.
It's bad. You might wanna see a doctor."
And.. to date.. she hasnt picked up the phone since, nor called me. LOL When she gets tired of all the bullshit she always comes back, so I'm not worried about it. In the meantime I'm pretty tired of wanking, but then again.. at least my fleshlights arent whiny and stretched-ruined.