PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
Ah, ok. So if I understand correctly:
Hot cheese + cold sauce + hot beef = good times?
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- Thread starter ferragamo75
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Ah, ok. So if I understand correctly:
Hot cheese + cold sauce + hot beef = good times?
lurkingdirk
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Okay, poindexter, last time I go over this with you.
Hot + needy Chick sees (hot pizza + your dick + cold sauce + hot cheese [freshly applied]) = profit.
PlasmaTwa2
The Second-Hottest Man in my Mother's Basement
~~whimsy~~
I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Don't fall for it Plasma! That is the gay porn set up!!!
It is actually thirty minutes or less delivery the pizza should be medium hot, the sauce will still be hot but will not burn due to the cheese adding and additional layer to protect from severe burns otherwise a unprotected penis would get!
LurkingDirk's way is the gay way because the hot cheese provides a lubricant for male on male anal sex!
Shame on you LurkingDirk for trying to trick poor naive Plasma into gay sex with you!
You desperate, desperate degenerate!
It is actually thirty minutes or less delivery the pizza should be medium hot, the sauce will still be hot but will not burn due to the cheese adding and additional layer to protect from severe burns otherwise a unprotected penis would get!
LurkingDirk's way is the gay way because the hot cheese provides a lubricant for male on male anal sex!
Shame on you LurkingDirk for trying to trick poor naive Plasma into gay sex with you!
You desperate, desperate degenerate!
Tittyman5000
Freeones T-shirt Winner
Hey ferragmo75, don't get discouraged, there is ways of getting into the industry but like ziggous said you need to move to California and go apply for these types of jobs in person, cant do it over a phone but here's a start - http://pornstarjobs.com/
Good Luck !
Good Luck !
TheOrangeCat
AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
This is a hilarious site .... never seen a resume before entitled 'jumbo cock'. I'm going to have to send new orders to my HR people .....:bowdown:
raven_azrael
Banned
Hmm if you start in the business that way you may end acting in gay movies to pay your dues....
If you want so badly to do it ( as i used to do) film yourself with a girl, an amateur scene) show it as your way of presenting. However, consider that you have to have stamina and is better if your load is as Peter North´s or Preston Parker´s.
Now, one thing is to have sex with your gf or a prostitute and another is to be in a set in front a a camera man, the lights and a director telling you every minute to stop and move your body in a position the next shoot is gonna be clear and has good cinematography... Add to those things that your dick has to be hard when the director says so and you have to cum when he commands you too...
A 20 minute scene can lasts for 8 hours, so if you think porn guys are just paid to fuck hot girls... hmmm... you will be dissapointed as well as when you found out Santa Claus was not real...
However, shoot your scene then bring it here and then we can tallk..
PS: check the page you were told some msg above.. http://pornstarjobs.com/.. contact the girls and shoot with them
If you want so badly to do it ( as i used to do) film yourself with a girl, an amateur scene) show it as your way of presenting. However, consider that you have to have stamina and is better if your load is as Peter North´s or Preston Parker´s.
Now, one thing is to have sex with your gf or a prostitute and another is to be in a set in front a a camera man, the lights and a director telling you every minute to stop and move your body in a position the next shoot is gonna be clear and has good cinematography... Add to those things that your dick has to be hard when the director says so and you have to cum when he commands you too...
A 20 minute scene can lasts for 8 hours, so if you think porn guys are just paid to fuck hot girls... hmmm... you will be dissapointed as well as when you found out Santa Claus was not real...
However, shoot your scene then bring it here and then we can tallk..
PS: check the page you were told some msg above.. http://pornstarjobs.com/.. contact the girls and shoot with them
You lying son of a bitch! That was not porn headquarters!
... and now I now have to change my pants!
Call me anytime, honey. I'll rock yo world err'vry time. :kiss:
Wanted to travel the world, he said.
Needed to see an exotic location at least once in his lifetime, he said.
Wanted to be with a wide variety of powerful and beautiful people, he said.
Would do anything for me to take him along.... (and how
),But look at the bitch now, crying because what s/he got wasn't what she expected. Well, tough fucking shit, cocksucker! You made this choice of your own God given free will and you now have to live with the consequences of your actions!
You don't like sucking on sweaty pirate cock, while your molested anally by several others at the same time?
No?
Well, that really is a shame, but FUCK YOU! You or your once perfect but now well worn asshole mean nothing to me because there are plenty of others out there who'll take your place!
But hey if anyone else out there wants to go on a few cruises and make some good money call the number I quoted earlier.
You won't regret it. :hatsoff:
Ziggous
Will work for porn!
Ok, I got it! No more scalded dick for me!
Thanks dad!
Just don't use Pizza Hut pizza ...
fuckin lawsuits
