How do I become my boss's favorite employee?

[brodkill]

So, my new boss was hired at my job recently , and she is gorgeous, a perfect 10/10

one of my employees told me that she liked to sleep around with her employees;, and at her previous job she slept with 2 or 3 of her male employees

I would do anything to be the first or only guy she sleeps with at my job

so, what are some ways or things I can do that will help me to get her to want to sleep with me?

i am a decent brown noser, but i want to be the best and become her #1 employee

 

[squallumz]

question: do you always believe your friends and coworkers when they say things like this? this is typical boy gossip.

if you wanna try banging miss perfect, try doing the opposite of everyone else.

 

[brodkill]

question: do you always believe your friends and coworkers when they say things like this? this is typical boy gossip.

if you wanna try banging miss perfect, try doing the opposite of everyone else.

i am doing the opposite because no one else likes her and no one else thinks she is as hot as i think she is

 

[Hot Mega]

You want to get fucked by your new boss. Don't do your job...she'll probably fuck you reeeal good then.

 

[brodkill]

You want to get fucked by your new boss. Don't do your job...she'll probably fuck you reeeal good then.

 

[squallumz]

You want to get fucked by your new boss. Don't do your job...she'll probably fuck you reeeal good then.

haa! there you go. works for me. *feet all up on my desk*

 

[STDiva]

She sounds easy. Any "boss" that sleeps with her employees sounds stupid too. Kiss her ass and when the staff Christmas party rolls around, you're in.

 

[brodkill]

She sounds easy. Any "boss" that sleeps with her employees sounds stupid too. Kiss her ass and when the staff Christmas party rolls around, you're in.

im not waiting till christmas :1orglaugh

 

[fallacy]

We need a picture of this 10/10 hot Bose. Facebook link?

My guess is she is really a 6 but you are super horny for women in charge.

 

[brodkill]

We need a picture of this 10/10 hot Bose. Facebook link?

My guess is she is really a 6 but you are super horny for women in charge.

nope no facebook

 

[squallumz]

facebook must die.

 

[Death-Proof-69]

be a cocky, arrogant asshole, slack off, don't do your job, act like everything is beneath you...ignore her 90% of the time and she will come at you like a spider monkey in heat, then all you have to do is have five minutes maximum of sex in which she does all of the work, pull out and blow your load all over her, chuckle and make some wise-ass comment, flex your muscles, throw her a smirk and strut out of the room and keep coming back to work every day regardless of whether she fires you or not. can't go wrong

 

[Galactic]

Bring her a dead squirrel.

 

[CunningStunts]

 

[Ulysses31]

Get her an easter egg, Chocolate is a woman's achilles heel

 

[xfire]

:nono: Don't shit where you eat. Work fruit is off limits.

 

[Roald]

Posts pics so we can give some proper advice!

 

[O85]

Chloroform.

 

[alexpnz]

Take it from me, it doesn't work.
Even if you do get the pussy, you piss her off once and she thinks her authority has been challenged OR word gets around (and it will...) you'll be sweeping the loading dock and taking out the cardboard soon after! :1orglaugh

 

[StanScratch]

Give him a blowjob.


Wait...a female boss? I've got nothing.