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How do I become my boss's favorite employee?

Ulysses31

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.

Member442

Pain heals, chicks dig scars, Freeones lasts forever
You have to push and pull. Think of her as a yo-yo if she flirts with you or tries to get your attention be cocky funny don't flirt back. Then to pull her back in compliment her,flirt a little. It will drive her mad.


Though playing with the work place is generally not the best idea if you piss her off.


The messages expressed in the above message are not necessarily the views of the poster and will not work on all females. Be advised females are not really yo-yo's to be played with
 

sayvara

Myth: Women don't like porn or dirty sex
Is she worth getting a rep as someone who fucks around in the workplace, just like your colleagues mouths off about her?

Is she worth risking your job references for?

Is she worth your job?

/S
 

nylo

The government did it.
For as much as I don't like it. I have found that those who smooze or kiss-ass so to speak are those that manage to get what they want. I recently got passed over for a promotion because of an ass-kisser who has only been at the same place 1/2 the time as me. So, you got to use the one knee approach that puts the booty right in line...:1orglaugh
 

Born2Jizz

Yes, I bribed and cheated to get this far
facebook must die.

Agreed! :glugglug:

be a cocky, arrogant asshole, slack off, don't do your job, act like everything is beneath you...ignore her 90% of the time and she will come at you like a spider monkey in heat, then all you have to do is have five minutes maximum of sex in which she does all of the work, pull out and blow your load all over her, chuckle and make some wise-ass comment, flex your muscles, throw her a smirk and strut out of the room and keep coming back to work every day regardless of whether she fires you or not. can't go wrong :D

:D:1orglaugh:rofl:
 

zdenka

I am secretly going to take ove the world with my myFreeOnes Points
Is your boss Asian lady? you have an excellent Chance if you're white.
 

brodkill

The government did it.
so... the person that told me the rumor about my boss, said that she slept with her coworkers before she was anyones supervisor or boss

hopefully the fact that she is a boss now wont stop her
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
so... the person that told me the rumor about my boss, said that she slept with her coworkers before she was anyones supervisor or boss

hopefully the fact that she is a boss now wont stop her

Duh! How do you think she got to be a supervisor or boss???;)
 

Ike Stain

Approved Content Owner
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I would stay late one night and put semen on her pens and pencils.
This will make her subconsciously want you, and she will eventually bang you.
This has worked for me on numerous occasions.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I would stay late one night and put semen on her pens and pencils.
This will make her subconsciously want you, and she will eventually bang you.
This has worked for me on numerous occasions.

I'm crying from laughter.

Ike, you're a classy bitch, you know that?

Post of the week right here.
 

brodkill

The government did it.
I would stay late one night and put semen on her pens and pencils.
This will make her subconsciously want you, and she will eventually bang you.
This has worked for me on numerous occasions.

isnt her face a better place to put it
 

Hot Mega

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
i am pretty sure that anyone she slept with was at the same level as she was and it wasnt her trying to get ahead in her job

Pardon the dumb question but if you think she was fucking around with people on the job who couldn't do anything for her professionally, what makes you think she wouldn't be fucking around with people who could?:o
 
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