How do I become my boss's favorite employee?

[brodkill]

Pardon the dumb question but if you think she was fucking around with people on the job who couldn't do anything for her professionally, what makes you think she wouldn't be fucking around with people who could?:o

i have no facts to prove she wasnt, its just a hunch on my part

 

[Ike Stain]

isnt her face a better place to put it

That's pPhase 2 my friend, Phase 2.

Seriously, I've tried going right to the sperm on the face, skipping the preliminaries, and it's a fast track to termination and possible legal entanglements.

 

[brodkill]

That's pPhase 2 my friend, Phase 2.

Seriously, I've tried going right to the sperm on the face, skipping the preliminaries, and it's a fast track to termination and possible legal entanglements.

oh welll, i think that the pens and pencils she uses could possibly be used by other people who forgot mto bring there own to work with them

 

[Ike Stain]

oh welll, i think that the pens and pencils she uses could possibly be used by other people who forgot mto bring there own to work with them

Another good thing to try is set it up so that she catches you masturbating in the broom closet. This one nearly always works as well.

 

[Hot Mega]

Duh! How do you think she got to be a supervisor or boss???

i have no facts to prove she wasnt, its just a hunch on my part

It was just a harmless, hard to pass up joke. I expected more of a laugh or slight chuckle in response to it.

I guess the joke's on 'Mega.:nanner:

 

[Ulysses31]

oh welll, i think that the pens and pencils she uses could possibly be used by other people who forgot mto bring there own to work with them

Slip a passport sized photo of yourself in her purse

 

[brodkill]

Slip a passport sized photo of yourself in her purse

and how do you think i would explain this to her when she finds it?

 

[Ike Stain]

and how do you think i would explain this to her when she finds it?

That's when you shove your tongue down her throat!

 

[brodkill]

That's when you shove your tongue down her throat!

and risk my job... noooo way

 

[Ulysses31]

and how do you think i would explain this to her when she finds it?

Easy, accuse her of stealing it and putting it there, start rambling incoherently about getting a restraining order and in her panic she might actually start believing she took it and therefore must fancy you.

 

[Ike Stain]

and risk my job... noooo way

That's why I'm saying to try to broom closet thing.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Born2Jizz]

isnt her face a better place to put it

Damn right it is! :yesyes::thumbsup:

 

[rizwano]

u should give her the Chance to blowjob u. u mind to post a photo of ur boss so we can help u further?

 

[Born2Jizz]

u mind to post a photo of ur boss so we can help u further?

:dito:

We need pics! Snake some with your phone!

 

[brodkill]

just use your imagination to imagine what she looks like

 

[Born2Jizz]

just use your imagination to imagine what she looks like

Boo... :lame:

 

[brodkill]

Boo... :lame:

honestly, how would a picture of my boss make any difference

you guys probably just want to jack off to her pictures

 

[Born2Jizz]

honestly, how would a picture of my boss make any difference

you guys probably just want to jack off to her pictures

:yesyes::banana::dunno:

 

[brodkill]

:yesyes::banana::dunno:

if i ever get a picture of her, i will make sure to cum all over it before i post in on here