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how do i send a valentine card to briana banks?!

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
this valentine's day i wanted to send a valentine-card to the hottest woman in the world....but i don't even know her email.
 

DOA82

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
Sending a valentines gift/card to a pornstar sits on the same level as hiding in the bushes outside their house. Creepy, you ask us how to send an e-card? I ask you why bother?

Your only gonna be the 10,000th guy to do it.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
Doesn't she have a website?
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
if 10,000 guys doing it, it can't be that creepy.

Jesus, i just need to send somebody a valentine's card this valentine.

You know maybe it is a bit creepy.
But what i find way more creepier is those idiots that have to post on youtube video's of interviews with pornstars things like 'she is a whore' 'she had too many dick this ugly bitch' etc etc.... those guys really have issues.
 

maildude

Postal Paranoiac
yeah but no emailadress i could find on that

So...she must have a message board or something on her site...just keep trying. No offense, but personally I've lost a lot of respect for BB over the years. I don't wanna insult her, though, and I hope you're successful.
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
I ask you why bother?

Your only gonna be the 10,000th guy to do it.

yeah you right about that actually.
I guess it is just that i felt lonely today, had to send one to somebody at least, guess more important to me to send it then for me that she actually receives it.
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
So...she must have a message board or something on her site...just keep trying. No offense, but personally I've lost a lot of respect for BB over the years. I don't wanna insult her, though, and I hope you're successful.


what happened?
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
If you necessarily have to send a message to some sort of celebrity then why not send it to someone who actually have made an artistic work of art (movie director, musical artist, painter, etc) that have made some sort of emotional impact in your life and not some random chick who fuck in front of a camera?
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
If you necessarily have to send a message to some sort of celebrity then why not send it to someone who actually have made an artistic work of art (movie director, musical artist, painter, etc) that have made some sort of emotional impact in your life and not some random chick who fuck in front of a camera?

1. You don't know, maybe she made an impact on my life :) (but you have a point there though)
2. All musicals artists that made a big impact on me are dead :(
3. Wouldn;t it be even weirder to send a valentine card to male movie directors and musical artists!?!?!
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
now that i think of it, maybe i should go to red light district and walk to a prostitute and give her an envolope with a card in it, and just walk away.....that would be kind of funny
 

Petra

Cult Mother and Simpering Cunt
Staff member
now that i think of it, maybe i should go to red light district and walk to a prostitute and give her an envolope with a card in it, and just walk away.....that would be kind of funny

If you do that, please let me know so I can come and watch. LOL
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
If you do that, please let me know so I can come and watch. LOL

I will have to do it today, because it is valentine's day today.
Well I live in Amsterdam so that is easy.
Do you know a store nearby that sells valentine cards?
If you are serious, I don't mind if you watch if you get a kick out of it.
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I will have to do it today, because it is valentine's day today.
Well I live in Amsterdam so that is easy.
Do you know a store nearby that sells valentine cards?
If you are serious, I don't mind if you watch if you get a kick out of it.

Please give her permission to post video footage of it here.
 

pornstarfan

Knows how 2 have sex, in theory
wel don't know about video taping it.

anyway, she is not responding anyway.
Maybe because office hours are over in Netherlands now?
Or maybe cause she didn;t mean it seriously anyway.
 

Montrealman

Love comes and goes but FreeOnes is forever.
this valentine's day i wanted to send a valentine-card to the hottest woman in the world....but i don't even know her email.

I'll bring it for you, I'm on my way to her place right now... (wakes up from dream). :crying:
 

tiger1977

Looking to go where no FreeOnes member has gone before!
Fedex, UPS, USPS

Might I recommend something from someecard.com??
 
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