They asked me how I knew
Your big balls were blue
Oh, I of course replied
Something there inside... cannot be denied
They said someday you'll find
A guy who fucks you blind
Oh, when your ass's on fire
You must realize
Oil gets in your eyes
So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they'd give me shaft
Yet today my love has flown away
I am without my lube
Now laughing friends deride
Blue balls I can not hide
Oh, so I smile and say
When an erection dies
Oil gets in your eyes
That oil gets in your eyyyyes
Cha Cha Cha!!!
Your big balls were blue
Oh, I of course replied
Something there inside... cannot be denied
They said someday you'll find
A guy who fucks you blind
Oh, when your ass's on fire
You must realize
Oil gets in your eyes
So I chaffed them and I gaily laughed
To think they'd give me shaft
Yet today my love has flown away
I am without my lube
Now laughing friends deride
Blue balls I can not hide
Oh, so I smile and say
When an erection dies
Oil gets in your eyes
That oil gets in your eyyyyes
Cha Cha Cha!!!