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How do you like the Beaver?

How do you like the Beaver?

  • Hair? What hair? There's no hair here!

    Votes: 24 35.8%
  • Trimmed like fice o'clock shadow but, on a pussy...hmm

    Votes: 24 35.8%
  • Jungle Adventure!

    Votes: 8 11.9%
  • I'll take what I can get, I'm in a slump.

    Votes: 11 16.4%

  • Total voters
    67

jewelcity

Approved Content Owner
Approved Content Owner
What do you prefer?
 

Freq3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
Im not a fan of Fangorn Forrest!
 

CunningStunts

I changed my middle-name to Freeones
Trimmed or shaved, no bush please.
 

Spleen

Banned?
Wet, hairy, and in it's natural habitat.

Take that anyway you like.
 

Legzman

what the fuck you lookin at?
medium rare
 

lurkingdirk

I'm too lazy to set a usertitle.
I like my beaver duct-taped to the back of a angry harpsichord.

is this a British euphemism I don't know?

How does one make an harpsichord angry? By performing Ludus Tonalis on it instead of the Well Tempered Clavier?

(damn, I'm a dork.)

and, by the way, I like my beaver neat, with some pepper and a little cheese.
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
If it's not shaved, it's not getting any action from me. I don't play out of the rough.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
I prefer possum. But beaver will do.
 

DingyDonald

What are these words under my name?
I likes some hair, a full bush, but I don't want it to the point when it's like a long beard covering the entire pubic area of woman.
 
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