How much do you think you are worth?

[PirateKing]

Fine. Now we're making progress. Lastly, how many fingers am I holding up, Winston?

Uh...none?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Approximately $100 billion Zimbabwean dollars.

 

[Spleen]

My dad has quite a lot of money and I'm sure access to a little more, he'd probably be willing to lose quarter of a million. Not that I'd want him to. I can get myself out of the situation, just as soon as I reach that paperclip...

 

[Tittyman5000]

Lets see I own 3 acres of land, a house with utilities, there's a fire hydrant on my property, Own a small paint & body shop, I got two horses, 3 cows, 35 chickens, 5 Turkey's, a cat, 3 Chihuahuas, & 5 Vehicles, one of which is a 1971 Chevelle SS 454.
So I'd say roughly 20 lbs of High Grade Marijuana

 

[~~whimsy~~]

My family doesn't negotiate with terrorists.

I will die valiantly knowing their efforts are in vain and will not receive one penny. I win in the end.

 

[Rey C.]

Uh...none?

Winston. Winston. Winston. Fine... Up the voltage!!!





"1984"

 

[JacknCoke]

bout tree fitty monsta!

 

[lurkingdirk]

One good anal reaming with a broom stick.


I know. It's hard to be modest.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Wouldn't it be funny if someone on here was actually kidnapped and read this thread only to start sobbing from flashbacks?

:1orglaugh

 

[Tittyman5000]

Im so sorry whimsy Did it hurt when it happened? :rofl2:

 

[pete rose]

I guess whatever my bank account has in it...ouch...my feelings.

 

[The Grasshopper]

Kill the fucker.

I take that back as I am invaluable as are many of you. :1orglaugh