How often do you change your bed sheets?

[flamebroiled]

Personally, it depends on the weather. I usually strip them off the bed and wash them every two weeks.

If it is warmer and I perspire more, then I change them more frequently.

When I get drunk and invite over a hooker to spend the night with me, the next morning I automatically make sure she is gone, then wash them.

For your information, I hide my wallet and unplug my computer before I go to bed with a prostitute.

One of them the other day posted a thread on FreeOnes under my name entitled "The Same Old Song and Dance."

You can't trust whores and members of FreeOnes.

They are both the same.

Anyway, I called the Chinese restaurant and ordered the number #10.

She said, "What is your phone number and your address?"

I hung up the phone immediately!

Why do the Chinese want so much information from me?

 

[Henrik Larsson]

Ok, this is definitely Mr walker

 

[STDiva]

I wash my sheets once a week. If I was single, I'd wash them once every 6 months.

 

[L3ggy]

Why do the Chinese want so much information from me?

They want you.

 

[DOA82]

Ok, this is definitely Mr walker

Pretty much what the rest of us think.

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