how often do you fart?

[gunslingingbird]

Some come here to sit and think
Some come here to wonder
I come here to shit and stink
and fart like fucking thunder.

and I'll bet they smell of roses.. :lovecoupl




I have days when I let rip quite regularly and some days when I don't...
but I'm not blowing my own trumpet about it.

Curiously, I tend to rip more before I'm due for a crap...
I guess it's like when a train is approaching the station, it will sound a horn, to let you know it's nearly there.
In much the same way, my arse is letting me know that the 9.15 from Turdington, will shortly be leaving the tunnel and will be steaming, as it arrives.


BTW: If this is 'too much information' for you...
You shouldn't have asked the question!:helpme:

:rofl: I can't say which of these two was funnier, but I think they both deserve to be nominated for POTW. :rofl2:

 

[sonne80]

Women farts just as much as men.

 

[Eric Lindros]

Almost never. Maybe one time after dinner.

 

[tunsty]

1.24PM


I'm experiencing some rumblings at the moment, that can mean only one thing...


THE 9.15 FROM TURDINGTON IS LATE!!

 

[angelfire1972]

constantly when i eat beans

 

[SBTNW]

When I fart, I always lift my leg

:rofl2:
:rofl:

me too!!! my right one (always the right one, never the left one)

why would that be?

 

[hothannah]

:rofl2:
:rofl:

me too!!! my right one (always the right one, never the left one)

why would that be?

Maybe your a-hole is angled slightly to the east.

This thread is a fascinating read and glorious insight into my fellow members, but I'm getting out of here. It stinks.

 

[BlueBalls]

I just farted Would anyone like to experience this beautiful aroma.

 

[Facetious]

please delete this nonsense (thread) at once.

:helpme:

 

[sagomakolyma]

farting is fun. mexican food and fruits. they do the job well

 

[SBTNW]

please delete this nonsense (thread) at once.

i bet you're a farty boy, aren't you?

 

[meesterperfect]

maybe every time I fart I'll post on this thread....just to satisfy the thread starters weird curiosity...

 

[hothannah]

Just for you SBTNW and your farty fetish...
http://www.fartfantasy.net/

 

[meesterperfect]

2:23 pm, duration 1.7 seconds, 120dB.

 

[lechepicha]

more often that i would like.
i'd say 5-10 per day

 

[mrtrebus]

never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mentalman]

Shit I fart all the time. Must be all the cheap beer drink.

 

[skechers]

I'm saving up for 2012.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i fart pretty much constantly. actually, i don't exhale from my mouth at all.

 

[habo9]

I fart a lot lol stupid question