How smelly are your farts?

[habo9]

Just another fart thread , I thought I would join in since everyone else is , I dont want to feel left out LOL

 

[Rey C.]

Mine smell like a baby's breath after he's eaten honey.

 

[lordSMEG]

mine smell of shit

 

[titsrock]

^
And with that, lordSMEG disappears like a fart in the wind....:dunno:

 

[Ace Bandage]

^^ Did he really get the ban hammer for that? Wow, if I was going out, I would have said something more meritorious. His last words were somewhat rhetorical...

 

[CunningStunts]

Was he talking about his farts on his breath?

Either way, good riddance to ban rubbish.

 

[ninetysixcavy]

Probably not good. If I go on a binge they smell like Steel Reserve beer, but otherwise they can be pleasant or otherwise, all depending...

 

[Jagger69]

^^ Did he really get the ban hammer for that? Wow, if I was going out, I would have said something more meritorious. His last words were somewhat rhetorical...

No....he was a Baconsalt wannabe. Check out his other posts....just another sicko troll trying to be as revolting and grotesque as possible. I applaud the mods for banning him so quickly.

 

[GregCentauro]

Fish and Chips

 

[mentalman]

Let's put it this way, i've been known to clear a room. (sighs) No wonder i'm single.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i've actually been known to fill a room - "hey, come in here and smell the deliciousness dirk produced from his anus!"

 

[Mr. Daystar]

Smelly enough that you would stab yourself in the hose with a REALLY big knife, just to avoid smelling them.

 

[STDiva]

Mine smell like cabbage and library books.

 

[ThatRedWing]

Smelly enough that you would stab yourself in the hose with a REALLY big knife, just to avoid smelling them.

I don't really see how stabbing my hose would help. I'll just take your word for it.

 

[Smallville417]

These are exactly the type of threads that will attract more women to the boards.

 

[Partyschnaps]

These are exactly the type of threads that will attract more women to the boards.

True words.

:glugglug:

 

[Mr. Daystar]

I don't really see how stabbing my hose would help. I'll just take your word for it.

Because the knife would be so big, your hand would slip, and you would end up cutting your NOSE. It's all part of the plan.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

These are exactly the type of threads that will attract more women to the boards.

lol I dont know I'm sittin here cracking up maybe other women will too?

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

lol I dont know I'm sittin here cracking up maybe other women will too?

:wave: Hi, my name is Plasma. You sound like a fun gal. :kiss:

 

[lurkingdirk]

lol I dont know I'm sittin here cracking up maybe other women will too?

:wave: Hi, my name is Plasma. You sound like a fun gal. :kiss:

join the line, pal.