How the Führer could have been a fräulein

[Supafly]

Oh, this is the craziest stuff I read all week

How the Führer could have been a fräulein

British spies allegedly planned to lace Hitler's food with Estrogen to curb his aggressive impulses, according to new book 'Secret Weapons: Technology, Science And The Race To Win World War II', by Professor Brian Ford.

A new book has revealed that British spies planned to neutralize Hitler by lacing his food with female sex hormones, the Daily Mail reported.

The agents hoped that by putting Estrogen in the Fuhrer's food, it would curb his aggressive impulses and make him more like his docile younger sister Paula, who worked as a secretary.

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http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/how-the-fuhrer-could-have-been-a-fraulein-1.378966

 

[Rane1071]

Might not of been a bad idea. Apparently eating all that vegetarian food he used to eat gave him bad "gas" and put him in a very bad mood.

Just think it could've been a very different world.

 

[Supafly]

I like that ^^

 

[Torre82]

Uhhh, hmm.

 

[Supafly]

There has been more material leaked :stir:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

Bullshit. Absolute bullshit.

If Hitler was feminine he would have won the war. Bitches be crazy.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

But then again, hell has no fury like a woman scorned, so giving him female hormones: bad idea.

 

[GodsEmbryo]

If they actually succeeded:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

 

[Hypergalaxy]

Hitler with pms.. Sounds like a bad idea to me

 

[LukeEl]

Adolfa huh, nope no sir don't like it one bit!

 

[enndaley]

Hitler and Himmler already had child-bearing hips-probably man-tits too. The extra estrogen just would have made them crankier...

 

[MetalMan77]

Fräulein Hitler -

 

[enndaley]

Little Dolophine. Actually, I think that's the original name given to what we now call Methadone-German scientists created it, and I think they were the first ones to synthesize MDMA.

 

[Torre82]

Fräulein Hitler -

::my jewish brow raises, as does my pants::

I am so conflicted.. so aroused by this idea. This... pink girl. But penis is also afraid.. ::hangs head and considers masturbation nonetheless::

 

[bodie54]

Oh, this is the craziest stuff I read all week

http://www.haaretz.com/jewish-world/how-the-fuhrer-could-have-been-a-fraulein-1.378966

Not buying it :1orglaugh

If they had achieved the capacity to put something in his food wouldn't it make more sense to use cyanide? :dunno:

::my jewish brow raises, as does my pants::

I am so conflicted..

:1orglaugh

My 1/4 Jewish self reacts similarly, but is up for tag teaming her if you're amenable.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

My 1/4 Jewish self reacts similarly, but is up for tag teaming her if you're amenable.

I'd fuck her just to annoy her.

 

[Torre82]

Not buying it :1orglaugh

If they had achieved the capacity to put something in his food wouldn't it make more sense to use cyanide?


:1orglaugh

My 1/4 Jewish self reacts similarly, but is up for tag teaming her if you're amenable.

weeeeeeellll, losing a leader might also galvanize the peoplee and re-energize the war effort long after morale has fallen dramatically. Might demoralize them, too. Just saying. A figurehead that no longer wants war is a pretty sure thing. Just... going about it THIS way seems kinda sketch.

Tag teaming? I call dibs on puss. You think her lil mustache would tickle yer dingfod while she sux? :slight chuckle: