How to dismantle a nuclear bomb

[minidog]

How do you dismantle a nuclear bomb? And how do you verify another country is genuinely disarming without compromising sensitive national security material?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8154029.stm

"It is a very choreographed process, almost like a ballet" :eek:

 

[shaggydude]

a U2 album?

 

[Neutron66]

I thought this was a U2 thread.

 

[STDiva]

Red wire?

 

[mrtrebus]

I thought this was a U2 thread.

Me too.
Thank god its not!!

 

[ezteban]

Well, to dismantle...er, don't create it !

 

[thebear247]

i was just saying to myself man i wish i knew how to dismantle a nuclear bomb and boom here it is lol .

now lets find someone to go and try it . where o where is blueballs

 

[shaggydude]

just hide the remote control.......done!

 

[Kingfisher]

Red wire?

Blue? Oh crap I'm color blind!

 

[Skyraider22]

This sounds kin of serious I really never thought about how they do it .That is if they really do dismantle them so how do you do it :dunno:

 

[Ozmanks]

Get a bunch of Mexican migrant workers, have them get a 1000 yard running start, and then throw the thing into the ocean.

 

[Friday on my mind]

How to dismantle a nuclear bomb

VERY VERY CAREFULLY!!!!!:1orglaugh:eek:

 

[D-rock]

now lets find someone to go and try it . where o where is blueballs

I don't know if it would be a good idea to let BlueBalls close to that kind of stuff.

 

[BlueBalls]

now lets find someone to go and try it . where o where is blueballs

Woo, woo, woo . . . slow down big fella.


Okay, I have an idea. I'm eventually going to shit myself in fear, it's just an inevitability of the situation. How bout I delve deep within my soiled undergarments and jam as much of that stuff as I can hold in two hands within the casing as possible. That's got to do something . . . right?

Unless I'm constipated with fear :eek: then all is lost.


Or I have diarrhea :bawling:

I don't know if it would be a good idea to let BlueBalls close to that kind of stuff.

We're all going to be dead anyway. What harm is there rooting around within

 

[slasher]

a U2 album?

Thats what I was thinking when I saw the thread title. :1orglaugh

 

[tittenman]

You could be deemed a terrorist reading this information!

 

[gunslingingbird]

Get a bunch of Mexican migrant workers, have them get a 1000 yard running start, and then throw the thing into the ocean.

Ha ha. Aren't you funny? :ban:

 

[Ozmanks]

Ha ha. Aren't you funny? :ban:

I doubt I'll be banned for a remark that is not politically correct. A lot of things that are posted on this board are not pc.

 

[YMIHERE]

After reading the article I now understand what I was doing wrong.

 

[D-rock]

Okay, I have an idea. I'm eventually going to shit myself in fear, it's just an inevitability of the situation. How bout I delve deep within my soiled undergarments and jam as much of that stuff as I can hold in two hands within the casing as possible. That's got to do something . . . right?

I think that stuff might be even more lethal to people than the bomb. :1orglaugh